[GrouchoMarxist]

(While we doin' that news thing)

Was watching Fox News Monday
And Tuesday Walker won.
Was watching Fox News Monday
And Tuesday Walker won.
News on Wednesday's worse
And Thursday Biden gaffs

Jobs report came on Friday,
Saturday I go out for golf.
Jobs report came on Friday,
Saturday I go out for golf.
Sunday I photo op yeah
Five times kneel down and pray.

News have mercy,
Watch MSNBC.
News have mercy,
Watch MSNBC.
Yeah they tryin' and tryin' to re elect me,
Won't Matthews please send good news to me.

(Instrumental)

Polls have mercy,
Watch MSNBC.
Polls have mercy,
Watch MSNBC.
Yeah they tryin' and tryin' to re elect me,
Won't Matthews please send good news to me.