[GrouchoMarxist]

He's a man who leads a life of danger
Sometimes his job is the pre-arranger
With every flight he takes more dalliances he makes
You might be under the bus tomorrow

Secret Service Man, Secret Service Man
They've given you the finger and took your retirement plan

Beware of pretty faces that you find
Don't get caught watching her cute behind
Ah, be careful that you pay
The Hookers with whom you play
Or you'll be under the bus tomorrow

Secret Service Man, Secret Service Man
They've given you the finger and took your retirement plan

[Lead guitar]

Secret Service Man, Secret Service Man
They've given you the finger and took your retirement plan

Swingin' down in Columbia one day
And arguing with Hookers over pay
You covered Obama's slips
Not tipping those hooker's hips
And you'll be under his bus tomorrow

Secret Service Man, Secret Service Man
They've given you the finger and took your retirement plan