WTFO, you're in the military, maybe you're privy to some information that I'm not, and can answer these questions I have:
A) In Afghanistan last night, there was an American staff sergeant who murdered 16 civilians, including 9 children, but the media isn't really giving out any details of who he is. I'm just wondering, can you tell me what religious denomination he affiliates himself with?
B) I know that if he's a muslim, then we'll have to immediately label him a terrorist, maybe put him on jihad watch, and then by association, label all american staff sergeants as terrorists (can't be too careful), and put all those people on jihad watch too, but what do we do if he's not a muslim? Does that mean he's not a terrorist?
C) If it turns out he's a buddhist, does that mean we have to start bombing Tibetan monks, y'know, just in case?
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