[GrouchoMarxist]

I met this bar room queen in Brooklyn
Had to tell my readers was not a guy...
Took some crazy photos with poses
I blew his hose and then he blew mine.

It's those com-pos-ite women
Get me, get me, get me caught lyin' blues

I spent my time in college being useless
I had to think of something else to write.
I had to come up with something bolder..
I just had to come up with all these lies.

It's those com-pos-ite women
Get me, get me, get me caught lyin' blues

It's those com-pos-ite women
Get me, get me, get me caught lyin' blues

[KALKAM]

"...I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change..."

"...Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste..."

Yep....about sums them up.