[GrouchoMarxist]

Well Michelle went to Spain
And she spent a half a million
Took some ladies on a plane there
And the money really blew it
They just abuse it
They don't wanna lose it
It must amuse them

Well then she went to England
Gave the Queen some Barack speeches
Then she headed for Las Vegas
And spent a week in Aspen
Says she needs it
Is this for real? It don't feel good
Don't feel so good

Well she's never been to Paris
But she's been out to Hawaii
Well they tell us he was born there
But we really don't believe it
In Hawaii, not o'er in Kenya
Says Media Matters
Says Media Matters

Well Michelle went to Spain
And she spent a half a million
Took some ladies on a plane there
And the money really blew it
They just abuse it
They don't wanna lose it
It must amuse them

Well she's never been to Paris
But she's been out to Hawaii
Well they tell us he was born there
But we really don't believe it
In Hawaii, not o'er in Kenya
Says Media Matters
Says Media Matters

[WTFO]

"Let them eat cake." -Mrs Obama