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BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president? politics

TAGS: bruce campbell evil dead president

(5/5) - 4 votes

Renza - April 1, 2013, 11:18 am, #51093

If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.

Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 10:46 am, #51092

Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.

Brawler - March 15, 2013, 9:04 am, #49914

Shop smart, shop S-mart :)

Renza - March 15, 2013, 4:32 am, #49899

He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"

Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 1:06 pm, #49880

Hail to the motherf***in' king!

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#33958 Created March 14, 2013
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politics EVERY DAY, THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PLANTS

EVERY DAY, THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PLANTS - ARE KILLED BY VEGETARIANS. HELP END THE VIOLENCE. EAT BACON. politics

TAGS: battaile

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(5/5) - 14 votes

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#33619 Created March 10, 2013
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politics PRES. OBAMA BEARS FALSE WITNESS

PRES. OBAMA BEARS FALSE WITNESS - Beware false prophets promising CHANGE. I'm not opposed to Obama because he's black. I'm opposed to Obama because he's an idiot. politics

TAGS: battaile

(3.94/5) - 16 votes

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#33340 Created March 8, 2013
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politics ALL TOOLS ARE BY DEFINITION USEFUL,

ALL TOOLS ARE BY DEFINITION USEFUL, - but they can also be destructive. Using fire gave us freedom from the cold and predators. Fire also destroys and kills, but that doesn't mean we not use it for its intended purpose, just that we use it responsibly. politics

TAGS: battaile

(4.6/5) - 20 votes

Renza - March 5, 2013, 12:11 pm, #49370

Quick, everyone we must band together to fight and disarm the terrorists! ...so people terrified of disarmament, how's that for equivalent crazy/paranoia?

Renza - March 5, 2013, 12:10 pm, #49369

So if these are tools specifically designed for death, violence, or terrorism, that would suggest that anyone who supports the deregulation and open distribution of them is a terrorist.

Renza - March 5, 2013, 11:41 am, #49368

So, in addition to killing whatever they're pointed at, they can also be used to coerce someone to do or not to do something through the threat of death or violence? Sounds almost identical to terrorism...

ipaprime - March 5, 2013, 4:41 am, #49315

detering getting robbed, ra**d, murdered. also causing the person it is pointed at to **** their pants if you are lucky

PapaFox - March 4, 2013, 5:54 pm, #49264

For that matter, try gunning down a few dozen people in a minute using a match.

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#32876 Created March 4, 2013
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DR. BEN CARSON - He makes Obama look like a dunce politics

TAGS: obama ben carson dunce

(4.6/5) - 20 votes

Renza - April 3, 2013, 5:10 am, #51308

That interview does make him sound like the intellectual rival of Bush or Palin. Srsly, why don't republicans just bust out someone like Ron Paul and go for the image of being sane and rational, and with any luck, intelligent. rather than the opposite.

JGalt - April 3, 2013, 3:57 am, #51290

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/02/ben-carson_n_2999140.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

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#32719 Created March 1, 2013
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