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Politically - correct liberals - politics

A diagnosis which includes the following symptoms: (A) Easily offended by politically-incorrect cartoons like this one, (B) Scared to utter the word Islam at any time when discussing military policy against terrorism. (C) Actually laughed during Michael Moore's feature film "Canadian Bacon." (D) Hates Fox News yet watches it intensely hoping to catch them in any sort of lie. (E) Loves to watch Jon Stewart and watches it intensely hoping to re-watch the lies you caught on Fox News the night before. (F) Dreams of the day you can fuel your car with peanut oil. (G) Screams in anger at anyone who opposes global warming science yet lights up a cigarette around a bonfire with fellow hippie friends... doesn't see the problem with that. (H) Uses buzz words like Monsanto, non-GMO and gluten in daily conversation but in actuality doesn't know what the f**k those words mean. (I) Still angry with me for sharing a political-incorrectly cartoon like this one but read this far hoping I made some sort of mistake or spelling error so they can make fun of me about it online. If any of this describes you, then get yourself professional help IMMEDIATELY... and stop flashing my car every morning on the street corner with that stupid sign, I get it...YOU THINK CONGRESS IS RUN BY IDIOTS! I AGREE!! TELL ME SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW! I'm on the way to work GAWDD***IT! Do you really think I want to start off my day with all that neg head bulls**t?!?! Aren't you guys supposed to be the party of peace, rainbows and John Lennon songs?!?!?! If you want to "Occupy" something, how about MY FRONT BUMPER! Okay...*groan* I have a headache now...too much liberal PTSD...Where's my smokes....but I'll take a joint if anyone is offering. Anyone? Anyone?? Liberals?


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fauxnews  #61722 Created February 19, 2015

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Zeitguy - February 20, 2015, 9:51 am
Je suis Charlie.
Oldsod - February 20, 2015, 7:41 am
Hilarious and highly cathartic. I doubt we'll ever agree on the color of human effluvia, but this was priceless.
fauxnews - February 20, 2015, 1:14 am
Thank you Master Po.
Zeitguy - February 19, 2015, 8:32 pm
You are my hero.
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Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions - politics

In reality, has about as much to do with Christianity as Bin Laden did with Islam. (What? Disappointed that this isn't another poster of Obama dressed as Hitler?)


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politics Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions
fauxnews  #61650 Created February 9, 2015

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Pushkin - December 1, 2016, 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm disappointed. Obama looks better as a Nazi since he IS one.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:16 am
Adolf lied about many other things as well.
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Arguing with climate change skeptics - politics

...is like playing Chess with a pigeon. The pigeon will just knock over all of the pieces, poop on everything, and strut around on the board claiming victory anyways. Coo!..coo!...is right.


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fauxnews  #61615 Created February 6, 2015

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 10:10 am
What are you going to believe computer models that have failed to predict reality or or your own senses.
fauxnews - February 7, 2015, 5:05 pm
You know....you're a real pain in the a**. :)
Curlyrocks - February 6, 2015, 8:15 pm
The sun in their diagram is in fact much smaller than the sun in reality, and appears to be giving off much less solar radiation than it actually does.
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heating and cooling cycles - politics

Believes in man-made global warming Wishing for warmer weather


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politics heating and cooling cycles
OTC  #61608 Created February 4, 2015

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OTC - February 9, 2015, 7:00 am
Google "David Blood and Al Gore"
OTC - February 9, 2015, 6:59 am
I didn't specify Bama's gubmint to climate change.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 1:20 am
^_^ You crack me up when you actually pretend to know what you are talking about.
OTC - February 8, 2015, 10:09 pm
No slick, those links weren't evidence of climate change but how the government lies and misleads, but somehow they wouldn't lie or mislead about taxing and regulating using climate change as the cover
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:20 pm
And as much as I loathe government, it can't be used as a proxy for everything wrong in the world, let alone a substitute for a good argument. Pimples...GUVMINT! Kim Kardashian...GUVMINT!! Cut myself shaving this morning...GUVMINT!!! You get the idea. ;-)
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:17 pm
...then you are just spouting more conspiracy theory nonsense. Not to mention your evidence against man-made climate change was an article about Obamacare and Net neutrality. Why not an article about the kitchen sink while you are at it? LMAO
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:15 pm
Hate to break it to you, honey child, but 97% of those scientists we keep speaking of are from all over the world, and don't work for Bama's gubmint. Unless you are suggesting they work for a shadow government, or the illuminati...
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
gee...another red-herring.
fauxnews - February 8, 2015, 5:13 pm
*yawn* You listed a biased article from biased conservative advocacy group about government corrupt that has zero, zilch, nada, nothing to do with climate change or science for that matter. For your next act, a picture of someone picking on a kitten? :-p
OTC - February 7, 2015, 9:23 pm
The government would not EVER lie about anything either, they are completely trustworthy. oh wait - http://m.townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/11/10/obamacare-architect-yeah-we-lied-to-the-stupid-american-people-n1916605
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