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WALL STREET REFORM BILL - Because nothing says "All Fixed" like the two crooks who orchestrated the global economic disaster, and exempting themselves and Freddie and Fannie from the new regs. Freakin Priceless.



APPARENTLY SPACE IS NOT THE FINAL FRONTIER - Why all the fuss about reading the bill before voting for it? Nancy and Harry have there shills rewrite the bills after they get passed! Yes, its shocking but TRUE!!



THE $50 BILLION BOONDOGGLE - The $787 Billion package was supposed to create "shovel ready" jobs for a new infrastructure. Lets just call this one the: "Unions win, Taxpayers Lose" pork project.



THE NEW $20 BILL - This will be the New $20 bill when the Trio or Terror (Harry, Nancy and Barry) get their VAT Tax passed!



BILL CLINTON - Touring The Gulf Oil Spill



LIBERAL LAUNCHING -



FORGET BILL - I'm Yours, You Hunka, Hunka Burnin' Love



A WORK IN PROGRESS... -



OBAMA'S BITCH - Being used by the White House to illegally offer a Presidential advisory position to get Rep Sestak to drop out of the PA Senate race. That's low, even for you Mr. President.



PAY AS YOU GO BILL - Because nothing says "HYPOCRISY" like passing a "must pay as you go" bill, and then every bill written since then has included an exemption clause! PRICELESS



CONVICTIONS - Not All of Obama's Friends Have Them.



THE BILL? - No, I Didn't Read It. Was I Supposed To?



DR. FIST - PROCTOLOGIST -



THE BILL OF RIGHTS - the other bill Congress never reads



ASSURANCE - The mistakes of the past will not be repeated.



GLOBAL WARMING -



AND THEN I SAID - Swallow, And No One Gets Hurt



HILLBILLY -



I INHALED - Yeah buddy I inhaled... Alot



BEND OVER SAM -



THE PRICE IS RIGHT? - 2009 Louisiana Purchase Mary Landrieu OINK! All animals are created equal on the Animal Farm... but obviously some SWINE are more equal than others!



YOUR WIFE - Would like you to go away.



$600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!??



SNOW JOB -



HOOTERS - You sure them "wings" are allowed in your diet there, Bill? Wouldn't wanna raise your blood pressure.



HILLARY SAYS - NO WAY



$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?



BHUDDIST BILL - Hugh Hefner your not



SEX EDUCATION FAIL - I did not have relations with that woman. Okay Bill whatever you say.



CANNABIS CLINTON - Smoking Dope



THE STIMULUS BILL OF 2009 - Nothing ever good happens on Friday the 13th, but this day we all got slashed!



$1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too.



JEFFERSON'S STIMULUS AND HEATHCARE BILL - Hopefully you will notice, there is no writing on that paper.



I WONDER - Who paid for breakfast.



PREVARICATOR - "...no pork in the Stimulus Bill" --Barack Obama (if you don't count dog parks, frisbee golf course, STD testing, NASA satellite, ATV trails, doorbells, digital converters, etc...)



TEABAGGERS - This is what happens when you let first cousins breed.



IF HE NEVER INHALED - How come he talks like he never exhaled?



BILL MAHER - "Your not racist if you are Republican, but if your racist your probably a republican!"



THE HEALTH CARE BILL - It's a big fucking deal.



BILL CLINTON - Because Bush failed to nab Osama bin Laden, it's automatically his fault.