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IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:29 am
Well, you apparently opted to skip the bottle labeled "economic knowledge..."

Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -

Net Neutrality, R.I.P. -

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 4:06 pm
..R.I.P. is right. Prophetic.

THE GREAT DEPRESSION - Capitalism failed. Looks like we haven't learned our lesson yet.

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Phil8192 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 am
Capitalism didn't fail in 1929. It was sabotaged by those who illegally and surreptitiously set up the Federal Reserve and illegally created the Federal Income Tax, even though the 16th Amendment was never ratified!
OTC - November 29, 2013, 1:16 am
They don't understand that the Federal Reserve is not capitalism, but as long as it fits their agenda...
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:30 pm
Actually, capitalism is the reason I still own a home for my family. Before you take something like the great depression out of context, perhaps you should have an open mind about current real world examples.

DONALD TRUMP - A grand example of good old American capitalism at its best. BTW, he started from scratch to get rich; he didn't inherit any of his wealth.

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North Korea's Road To Serfdom -


LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT - The economic system we used to become the richest, most powerful, most pampered nation on the planet - And you're telling us it doesn't work???


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blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:54 pm
Capitalism didn't win. It defected to his side. That's why his merchandise is being sold.

TRICKLE-DOWN THEORY - To wait for the people far above you to piss all over you just so you can attain hydration.

CAPITALISM - It only works if YOU do!

SOCIALISM: GOVERNMENT BY SLAVERY - Capitalism is Equality of Freedom. Socialism is Equality of Slavery. Socialism is Equality through Trickle-up.

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:33 pm
What's your point? Socialism has everthing to do with why Cuba has antiquated vehicles and all the problems a**ociated with totalitarianistic regimes.
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 8:29 pm
The US Embargo on Cuba since the early 60's had nothing to do with Cuba's problems.....


SOCIALISM=SLAVERY/TRICKLE-UP POVERTY - CAPITALISM=FREEDOM. Compared to its neighbors, North Korea (outlined for clarity) seems like a black hole. South Korea, which looked like the North within living memory, is now a sea of lights.

Socialism is Evil -

THIS WEEKS OBAMA GREEN FAILURES - Solar Trust of America LLC, files bankruptcy - $2.1 Billion in DOE loan guarantees. A123 Systems, subject of investor class action suit - $279 million in DOE loans Both sure to be ignored by the Lamestream Media

CAPITALISM ISN'T WORKING - Mainly because neither are you.

SWEATSHOPS - Slavery didn't go away, it just turned into this thing called "slave wages."


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Greybeard - January 23, 2013, 10:08 pm
Thank you : )
Rudedog - January 23, 2013, 9:49 pm
Simple, great, insightful.

LIBERALS; - Stop blaming everyone for your issues and take responsibility for your life. I know, taking responsibility for anything is hard for you, but I believe...

Loony Liberals -

CAPITALISM: - Their failure at it is proof it works.


Atlas Scratched -

MARGARET THATCHER - "Though I may die, the pox on your land called 'free market ecnomics' remains...."

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Cannabal - April 16, 2013, 4:25 pm
Rust in Peace, Iron Lady.
PapaFox - April 16, 2013, 4:16 pm
Looks like she wasn't as universally liked as one might think. :-D

ANDREW RYAN - He thought capitalist, free market economic principles were "Too Big To Fail" in his Atlantean Utopia, too.

APPLE - American Products Pleasing Lazy Earthlings

THE NEW COLD WAR - The Spread of Communism was replaced by the spread of Capitalism. American socialists threaten to stifle economic growth while China thrives = dangerous.

''PROPERTY IS THEFT !'' - If theft is wrong, should an individual's property by protected?... Moron.

DEMOCRACY - The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill

RETAILERS HAIL BLACK FRIDAY AS BEST EVER - Which = epic fail for "Occupy Black Friday". OWS: 2011 Joke-of-the-Year.

PERRY: "LET THE MARKET FIGURE IT OUT." - Thank you. Get the government out of the way of businesses so we can be prosperous again. Socialism=cancer.


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JGalt - September 15, 2012, 2:26 am
deerbag2 - September 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
1000 lions

Economics -

CAPIALISM: THR YANKESS OF ECONOMIC STRUCTURE - Socialism: the KC Royals of economic structure.

Digital Currency -

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EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 2:06 pm
didn't mt.gox already go under?
Curlyrocks - May 12, 2014, 12:38 pm
Now now even after normal people stop exchanging Bit Coin you'll still be able to exchange them on MT.GOX for Magic cards, those can only go up in value right?

Cold War -

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Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:18 pm
I'm willing to grant that considering all that black gold was bought up by China of all places. But I can't think of any other rationale worth waging a war, especially when the Weapons of Mass Destruction weren't exactly accounted for.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:13 pm
Comment #71631
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:56 pm
Petroleum, you have to be kidding. USGS estimates we have 2.3 trillion barrels in un***ped reserves.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:53 pm
Communism? Where did I say anything about communism?
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:52 pm
Geeze, that's a real tough one. Socialism: a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 6:23 pm
I'm not sure you're entirely familiar with what the definition of Socialism really is, never mind Communism. And there is nothing more in demand than rockets, bombs, and Petroleum, so a Capitalist affair it most certainly was and still is.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:44 pm
Neither of which has anything to do with the definition of socialism, but everything to do with stupidity.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:42 pm
greg abbot because he is in a wheel chair.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:41 pm
The war in Iraq was just a stupid move by the government and had nothing to do with capitalism. It's like slamming socialism because a socialist president allow the fed to pump so much money into finding out why les***** are fat or wendy davis attacking
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:33 pm
Took the outta my mouth. :P
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 5:31 pm
Because as a libertarian my 2 favorite things are shooting off my mouth and making inaccurate a**umptions about people on the left.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:02 pm
*destabilized Iraq
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
No, that's what I was saying, what I was saying is that War in Iraq is a great, big ol' Crisis-Capitalist scam, and as a Libertarian, why are you speaking for me? Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?!
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:00 pm
Did you not just a**ert that Capitalism creates more incentives to work? A destabilized certainly is a great incentive for work and profit, just as it was before. The term here is Crisis Capitalism, and so you know, this is all germane to your comment.
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 4:07 pm
He's pointing out the futility of make work programs, and feels that most recent wars have been nothing more than make work programs. Although maybe I'm wrong I probably shouldn't speak for other people. But that's how I feel.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 3:37 pm
and that relates to my comment or your poster in what way?
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 2:35 pm
Y'know, when you put it like that, it now makes a lot of sense why Iraq was invaded in the first place: it was job stimulus program.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:06 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
Communism (like socialism) takes away the incentive to work (no work, no sweat) resulting in dimished wealth for the state. Capitalism generates much more wealth for the state (via taxes) and individuals by increasing the incentive to work
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 9:11 am
Curlyrocks - October 19, 2014, 11:25 pm
In my opinion a good chunk of the fall of the USSR was because they blew there resources and military might trying to conquer and tame Afghanistan. Good thing we won't make that mistake.

MICHAEL MOORE - Crusades against capitalism (while getting rich from capitalism)

KING OF CRONY CAPITALISM - Warren, a Democrat, wages war for Obama and BIG DEBT and Big Spending

DARWINISM - The reason why I'm living a fairly prosperous life with an excellent credit rating while OWS cries in parks

DON'T BE SCARED OF FREE MARKETS - "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." George Bernard Shaw

OLDEST FORM OF CAPITALISM - Rape is the oldest form of Socialism

Capitali$t Healthcare -

CAPITALISM = FREEDOM - Socialism = slavery. Didn't work too well for the Soviet Union.

Why Wal-Mart Can't Pay Emlpoyees $15/Hour -

CIVILIZATION - Just one great big ol' pyramid scheme.

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deerbag2 - April 2, 2013, 10:36 am
good one

HEALTH INSURANCE - Doctors would rather you have a heart attack because that's the only way they can reap your full benefits.

Blue Gold -

PATENT MEDICINES - The same problem that lead to the establishment of the FDA is back again, and the FDA isn't helping it!

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you believe Capitalism causes poverty.

THOMAS SOWELL - Expressing his disdain for Wall Street and the billionaire class

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Cannabal - April 7, 2013, 1:54 pm
"Behind every major fortune is a great theft."
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:12 pm
yeah, taking from the poor to give to the rich does work far better for countries. What kind of country could have a good economy with well spread out and flowing wealth, its crazy, it needs to be stockpiled by just a couple people to work.
JGalt - April 5, 2013, 11:29 pm
How many times do we have to say that you don't create wealth by stealing from the rich? Look at all the countries that became poor in the name of redistribution- motivation of workers drops, productivity fails, society deteriorates
PapaFox - April 5, 2013, 6:52 pm
Too right!

CAPITALISM - At some point, you run out of other people's money.

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Cannabal - January 22, 2013, 3:18 am
It certainly is not. Now, if only everybody else knew that.
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm
Capitalism is not corporatism.

UNIONS - My children don't have to work in factories now. Thanks a lot freedom haters.

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deerbag2 - October 7, 2012, 1:18 pm
How old are you? Didn't that stop back in the 1920's? Now-a-days they Asian kids, thanks to Unions. (made in China)

CAPITALISM - Capitalizing on the moment to make money.

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ROBBER BARONS - Today, they are called "job creators."

ARISTOCRACY - Exaltation of the rich, of the wealthy, of the nobility or royaly, is not a mark of a free society.

DOW JONES IS UP - Yep, Obama is destroying America piece by piece, bit by bit.

SILLY UNIONS - Don't you know only people at the top can look out for their self interests.

Capitalist Pigs -

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 11:48 am
Good book, especially for the Cold War period.

ADAM SMITH - Damned Socialist!

You can't win -

FIAT CURRENCY - "All money is a matter of belief." ~Adam Smith


MIDDLE CLASS - Because some people are just too dumb and lazy to be billionaires.

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REINSTALL V2.5 - Everything needs to be updated.

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Gold Coins -

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Renza - April 30, 2013, 8:03 am
0.o touche good sir... touche
Cannabal - April 29, 2013, 8:11 pm
Solid matter is just a theory!
PapaFox - April 29, 2013, 5:53 pm
Renza - April 29, 2013, 5:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyE6N4JQt0 - family guy addresses this question
Curlyrocks - April 29, 2013, 1:16 pm
Go swimming in them?

COMMUNISM - You can just tell how socialist the U.S. government was.

SANITY - Calling this right wing capitalism is the same as calling the left wing socialists

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Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 8:33 pm
Can't wait for the greatest comedy show in the world: the midterm elections.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:22 pm
"D'ick Cheney was on the news this week, and he said that it would be a mistake for the Republicans to moderate their policies. He said they should remain true to their core principles: g** bashing, war profiteering,losing wars and torture." --Bill Maher
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:21 pm
"Are you folks worried about the economy?Stock market crumbling.Everybodys crazy about this.Dont worry.Bush says hes got something in mind to give it a sh** in the arm.And if that doesnt work,Cheney is going to give it a sh** in the face."~David Letterman
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:19 pm
"Our vice president,our old friend, ***k Cheney got in some trouble,made a joke.Did you hear about this?Made a joke about West Virginia,but he apologized.He did apologize for the joke he made about Virginia.Nothing yet on the Iraq war."~David Letterman
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:16 pm
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 6:08 pm
See, I agree with the notion that government can't run anything right. I mean, it couldn't take over a nation properly, it certainly couldn't administer health care without f'ucking it up.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:26 pm
@ Cannabal "I agree with you, Emma, I mean, what makes people think that the government can run anything right. Take wars, for instance." Iraq War cost more than $2 trillion, despite GOVT promises it would quick, inexpensive and light casualties. FTW
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 5:19 pm
I agree with you, Emma, I mean, what makes people think that the government can run anything right. Take wars, for instance. Isn't that the biggest Big-Government policy there is? Why do people support such a taxing idea?
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:16 pm
*yawn*No one here said they were.Comparing USA to nations overseas.But you're right..apparently BOTH govt parties sux when it comes to managing America:"Debt ceiling raised 74 times since 1962,including 18x under Reagan, 7x under Bush,and 5x under Obama."
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 5:03 pm
If the feds are so great at managing anything, why do they keep having to raise the debt ceiling and tax us more and more?
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 4:44 pm
Just bringing balance to all the overwhelmingly bull**** armchair political propaganda on this site.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 4:29 pm
BTW It's a pleasure having you back in the post-Vik era. Glad to have you as part of the politifake family. You rock. Always have…Always will! *in my best bad Elvis voice*
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 4:27 pm
An actual reputable study from a reputable REAL news source.Will wonders never cease.haha Israel is #4! (Woo!Hoo!!)The UK is #14(not bad) ;-), Canada is#17(also not shabby).USA is near the bottom at#46,beat out by Iran right above it.LOL Not surprised.X-D
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 2:46 pm
A pleasure to be back, Faux. By the way, here's some interesting reading for all. http://www.bloomberg.com/visual-data/best-and-worst/most-efficient-health-care-countries
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:18 pm
...but the truth,of course,is that America(because of its corporate freedom)has one of the worst systems on Earth.So they have to scapegoat govt & other nations, because it they didn't they'd have to admit it all their fault. Welcome back btw Cannabal :-)
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:16 pm
...yet those same Teabag party imbeciles in their defense of privatization of medicine essentially are arguing for welfare...for the rich. No system is perfect. So they make the perfect the enemy of the good in their international critiques...
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:13 pm
Of course it is Cannabal. $80 for ibuprofen on an ER bill in America, yeah, not very efficient..lol..Then lower information voters in America's Teabag party attack Canada and others for their much more efficient healthcare because they need a scapegoat...
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:41 pm
Yeah, I mean, who knows: a system regulated to perform health care properly to effect proper outcomes might be worth a d***--of course, that idea is actually too conservative for people, so we just cannot have that.
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:33 pm
If private companies are so great at rendering health care services properly, then why the hell did this debate over the health care industry come about in the first place? COuld it be the system is outdated and not properly streamlined as it should be?
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 10:22 am
You're only saying that because the government has such a great track record at running things. Like, oh, maybe Social Security, Welfare, WIC, unemployment, etc.
Curlyrocks - May 7, 2014, 1:13 am
Normally I would agree with you, but since in this case it didn't affect the super rich at all, and only caused the evil middle class to lose their plans and get dragged down to the level of the poor I guess it's ok.
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:39 am
Reigning in the insurance companies? Only a filthy Commie-socialist would ever utter such a statement. Surely allowing the insurance companies to self-regulate themselves will yield no negative consequences whatsoever at all in any real way, shape or form
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 10:47 pm
True but I have a short attention span, all I can focus on is the recent massive failure to reign in the insurance companies.
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 7:49 am
Beg your pardon, but shouldn't you be blasting and denouncing American healthcare for its failure to operate properly as a capitalist system? Because the U.S. health care system is less efficient than Canada's by a real wide margin according to Bloomberg.
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Just say'en blaming humanity's deep rooted problem with greed on my favorite economic model is kinda a cheap sh**.
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 12:45 am
Oh, Curly, I missed your bogus libertarian logic.
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 12:38 am
And most of the luxuries experienced by the upper class, sorry "management personnel" in a communist society aren't?

KLEPTOCAPITALISM - It has infected the medical system, causing high costs, inefficient care, and burdensome debt.

FREE MARKET - Why are these on my VHS, DVDs, and Blu-rays again?

WAL MART - Who says communism is incompatible with capitalism.

CURES - No matter how much patients demand them, doctors never have any in supply.

CAPITALISM - The Unequal Sharing of Blessings

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CAPITALISM - Because Jesus said "get your own bread and fish."

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THE FREE MARKET - It is a cold machination that exists purely for the sake of commerce. It cares not if you get ground up in the works.

GENERAL ELECTRIC - The government ain't destoyin' this company's wealth none.

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Cannabal - April 10, 2013, 2:43 am
Loopholes, baby.
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:53 pm
not to be the spelling nazi, but you're missing an R in destroying.
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 8:48 pm
Wonder why that is?

AMERICAN MEDICINE - Always sick, always suffering, always paying, but never cured.

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PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 11:00 pm
Or try... Medical bills prompt more than 60 percent of U.S. bankruptcies: http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/06/05/bankruptcy.medical.bills/
Cannabal - April 8, 2013, 9:13 pm
Here's an interesting story. http://www.news.vcu.edu/news/Americans_have_Worse_Health_than_People_in_Other_HighIncome_Countries
Rudedog - April 8, 2013, 8:50 pm
Check numbers on life expectancy over last 50 years. Move to Uganda.

CRISIS CAPITALISM - Bad things happen for a reason. So do you want a job or don't you?

OBAMATRADE: "If You Like Your Job, You Can Keep Your Job." -

Liberalism Defined -

Liberal Hypocrite -

Typical Bernie Supporter -

capitalism vs. socialism -

The Export-Import Bank: Corporate Welfare on the Backs of American Taxpayers -

Radical Environmentalism Seeks Death Of Capitalism -

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freasy - May 5, 2015, 12:40 pm
Bottom line, the data was fudged. Lies Lies and d***ed lies.

Pay To Play -

Government Motors -

The economy will soon be dead if we don't end the Fed -

President Nicolas Maduro -

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Bandit5906 - January 9, 2016, 3:42 pm
Obama's trainee!

When Trump Goes Left, Blame His Scottish Roots -

S.O.T.U. -

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Cannabal - February 25, 2016, 4:07 am
No, the pink Reagan poster was for ghey rights, this one is a commentary on income inequality, I thought that was plainly obvious given the jux***ositions of the headline, the image, and the caption, Milton Friedman.
Curlyrocks - February 22, 2016, 12:00 pm
It was directed at anyone who thinks socialism has merit, not at you directly. But I have seen some of your posters and you seem to be all for [email protected] rights, and now your inviting me to get familiar with your body, should we meet in an airport bathroom?
Cannabal - February 18, 2016, 1:24 am
If you think I have faith in anything at all, then you are obviously not familiar with my body of work, sir.
Curlyrocks - February 17, 2016, 12:04 pm
Man I'm jealous of your faith. I wish I could believe that a bunch of 1%rs are going to take money from the 1% for the benefit of a bunch of nobodies who they drained out of middle class standing to become the 1%.


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jonny5 - October 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
More lights? More people too. China 1,367,290,000 (2014) Australia 23,130,000 (2013)
Curlyrocks - October 24, 2014, 7:46 pm
Well what do you expect, Bartertown the capital of Australia is powered by the methane made by pigs?
Zeitguy - October 23, 2014, 11:19 pm
Not dismissing the example but questioning the adherence to Koch's postulates.
Zeitguy - October 23, 2014, 11:14 pm
China has more lights than Australia.

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OTC - October 29, 2014, 10:51 am
If he gets a paycheck, wouldn't that be a profit motive?

Private Enterprise -

Confucian Capitalism -