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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY - Bought more than 2K MRAP (mine resistant armored vehicles) to patrol America. Feel safe?




" WHO YOU GONNA CALL ? " - "If you see something suspicious in the parking lot or in the store, say something immediately!"




THE LIES CONTINUE -




DHS STOCKS UP ON 450 MILLION ROUNDS OF AMMO - DHS seems to be actively working against the American people on every front. What the hell does DHS need with all that ammo?




The system doesn't work! -




JOKE OF THE DAY - That's it. A picture is worth a 1000 words.




Civil War Is Coming to America -




The Government -




A tyrannical administration -




" DHS WANTS TO SCAN YOU FOR MAL-INTENT " - The system will monitor people’s blink rates, facial temperatures, heart beats and respiration.




THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE -




DHS PURCHASED 2,700 MINE RESISTANT ARMOR PROTECTED VEHICLES - "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."




HIJACKER INJECTOR -




ELECTRONIC ID BRACELET -




DHS - says using these words makes you 'suspicious' Guess we know why they are buying so much ammo now- we're all on their list


TAGS: dhs
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