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IGNORANCE -



REP. BARNEY FRANK (D-MA) - As an openly gay man, (not that there's anything wrong with that --Seinfeld) he took the opportunity to model his new uniform suggestion if the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy is repealed.



RACIAL PROFILING FOR DUMMIES -



FINANCIALLY DEFORMED -



WALL STREET REFORM BILL - Because nothing says "All Fixed" like the two crooks who orchestrated the global economic disaster, and exempting themselves and Freddie and Fannie from the new regs. Freakin Priceless.



JUST LIKE WATERBOARDING - Nancy was actually for draining the swamp, before she was actually against it.



FORMER SENATOR BARBARA BOXER - Because she's worked so damned hard to get that title too!



WILL PIMP FOR UNEMPLOYMENT - He had to cover the "Unemployment Creates Jobs" remark



GETTING READY FOR 2012 - Barack gets ready to campaign for 2012, with a new shade of lipstick. Bring on Sarah Palin!



TRANSFORMATION - the megalomaniac has nearly completed the transformation of this country. May God save us all!



ACTUALLY VOTED FOR TARP - Before he was against it. How come everyone that voted for the Porkulus bailout is now against it. You can't run from your voting record, or can you???



THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH - Hillary Reminds us that the right to free speech is not just for liberals!



WAKE UP!!! - Is anyone going to protect our Constitution? I was taught it was supposed to be a balance of power, between the three branches not a kakistocracy



SHILLING FOR SHARIA - You'll shit when you research this. Kagan's support for Sharia compliance could help put money into Jihadists pockets. Look it up



AN INCONVENIENT LAWSUIT - The heat Al Gore is feeling is not global warming but rather the rath of several masseuses who may be initiating civil suits.



SHARIA = BARBARIC - raping non muslim women is legal under Sharia. Liberals support Sharia law. Sharia law also destroys our constitution... so check it out before its too late!



ETHICS SCHMETHICS - we don't need no stinkin ethics!



DEMOCRATIC PARTY - Perfecting the 'double standard' of ethics since 1790.



WHAT'S IN A NAME? - What a difference 18 months can make for some people. (Some of us knew it all along and were against Obamam before it was cool to be that way.)



TOUGH TIMES - These tough times even affect our pop culture icons! How sad!



SO MUCH FOR HOPE N CHANGE - Someone needs to tell Farack we're Bucking Froke!



WE WILL NEVER FORGET - Tolerance my ass... We will not forget our fallen Brothers and Sisters who were innocent victims on September 11, 2001!



LEFT WING DINGBATS - when it comes to left wing dingbats, California wins, hands down. (And we didn't even have to play the Water's card yet).



CHANGE - How much more change can we put up with?



OBAMUNISM - Hopiate for the Jackasses



MONEY FOR NOTHING - Is this where "Spread the Wealth" came from- during Barry's toke sessions and watching Dire Strait's MTV video too much?



NANCY PELOCCHIO - Elephants never forget!



WORKS FOR ME - How about you?



MINNESOTA DREAM TEAM - Notice the obvious absense of the whole "hopey-changey" thingy.



INCUMBENT SEASON- NOVEMBER - Loaded for Bear and gunning for Jackasses without Cojones



OPEN BOARDERS - What the rally cry of Open borders is really all about. That and terror sleeper cells.



MEET THE SUPPRESSED - Hard-Hitting questions that is, when its time to interview his liberal guests.



CHENEY FOR PRESIDENT - Because what country would mess with America when this guy is leading us?



TEXAS SHOUT OUT - Gulf? What Gulf? I Don't See No Gulf



SIMILARITY - See the Similarity? One freed a generation of slaves, the other freely enslaved generations.



PELOSI'S PRIVATE JET - stocked w/only the best: Maker’s Mark, Courvoisier, Johnny Walker Red, Grey Goose,E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi, Jim Beam, Beefeater gin, Dewars, Bombay Sapphire, Jack Daniels.. & Corona ($100K)



BIG BOOBS - not always fun, not always desirable.



TAKING CREDIT FOR TROOPS - hows that saying go: Search for the guilty, blaming the innocent and praise and honors for the non-participants!



REALITY CHECK FOR NON-MOONBATS - Groupthink is for sheeple. However, I wonder: Are you better off now under Pelosi and Reid than you were 5 years ago? Are you better off now with Obamunism or Obamanomics spreading your wealth?



THE PARTY LINE - It's all OK when we do it!



OBAMA'S NEW MISSION FOR NASA - Improving relations with Muslims. Because people stuck in the 8th century hold the key to space flight. Elections have consequences.



WHO MOURNS FOR OBAMA? -



THE BLAME GAME - Obama spins to win



4TH WOMAN ON THE S.C.O.T.U.S. - It's a sad day when your genitalia is more important than your experience or qualifications!


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THERE'S NO CURE FOR STUPID -



O- BAAAA-MAAAAA - self-explanatory



NEW JOBLESS CLAIMS INCREASE - After the Government Hired 600,000 Census Workers Bounce. More Hope and Change



WHEN OBAMA SUCKS OUT LOUD - Immediately Trash Palin and Attempt to Divert Attention



PUBLIC FUNDING FOR MOSQUE? - ORLY? whatever happened to separation of church and state. No Federal funding for the Mosque!



OBAMANOMICS 101 - Jobless, homeless. Mission Accomplished!!



FORGET BILL - I'm Yours, You Hunka, Hunka Burnin' Love



YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA, DIDN'T YOU? - Look at that mess you made! Guess we're going to have to clean all that sh*t up.



YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME -



ANOTHER VOTE OF CONFIDENCE - The Market Responds to Financial Reform



GOVERNOR MOONBEAM - Re-electing Jerry Brown as Governor of Bankrupt California is like taking your car to the shop to rotate a set of bald tires.



THOSE WHO VOTED FOR OBAMA - We Feel Your Pain Literally



MARTHA'S VINEYARD VACATION - P.O.T.U.S. without T.O.T.U.S. for 11 days- a 6th vacation in 2010 (month 8) Let the gaffing begin!



HINDENBURG OMEN - Its coming! Thanks Barack, Thanks Nancy, Thanks Harry, Thanks Barney, Thanks Chris, Thanks Maxine, Thanks Charlie, Thanks Chuckie!



CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR PICKS: - Just one more reason why "None of the above" should be a valid selection in the voting booth!



MORTAGE MADNESS - GOVERMENT STYLE -



NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT - "Those who beat swords into plowshares usually end up plowing for those who don't." -- Ben Franklin



...ENEMIES.... - BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC..........



"CHANGE" HAS FAILED BEFORE - Cuba, Germany, Zimbabwe, Russia, Venezuela.... etc


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SO LONG GLASS-STEAGALL. HELLO DODD-FRANK. -



MARIACHI OBAMA -



IRISH PROVERB -



HOW'S THAT HOPEY CHANGEY THING WORKING OUT FOR YOU? -



BLATANT IGNORANCE - Foreign trolls who think they know more about American politics and history than U.S. citizens. We refuse to follow your socialist failures, so keep your ignorance to yourself.



CASH FOR CLUNKERS - the ObamaCare Edition



I AM SORRY -



NEW DRESS CODE - there should be a congressional dress code like this so you can see who bought and paid for your elected representatives!



OBAMACARE EXPLAINED FOR KIDS! - Helping children understand



BE CAREFUL FOR WHAT YOU WISH FOR . . . - . . . you may get it.



FOR THE LIBERALS - that like Dick



BUS RIDE -



DR. FIST - PROCTOLOGIST -



CALIFORNIA LAW ENFORCEMENT - No Wonder The Illegals Are Moving West



JUST SINGING - In the rain



GOOD NEWS AMERICA - Efficient affordable health care is just an act of congress



YOUR RIGHTS - Stand up for them



2010 ANOTHER BAD YEAR - For Osama



THE SEASON FOR ELITISM -



JUST IN TIME - For the Democrats



CHRISTMAS 2009 - One America will never forget



NOW AVAILABLE - For dummies everywhere



ARE THESE - Being paid for by Acorn



PIMP MY PRESIDENCY - With sagging poll numbers. and all the problems, that has gotta be the only explanation for this appearance.



DISDAIN FOR FREEDOM - "...generally the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties." -- Barack Obama, 2001 (Constitutional Law Professor)



HARBINGERS - -Ones that foreshadow what is to come- November 2010 will be here soon, and if Obama keeps campaigning for Dems, this whole country will turn red.



BEFORE AND AFTER - Before Obama After Bush



PRAY FOR OBAMA - "Let his days be few; and let another take his office." psalm 109:8 KJV



CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS - Thank you Obama



SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offense, but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.



CTHULU FOR PRESIDNET - I don't care what they call her I won't vote for Hillary



FOX NEWS - Doesn't qualify because they cant be bought or scared by Democrats



VOTE FOR OBAMA - Yeah, Its A Lot Like This



THE PRICE IS RIGHT? - 2009 Louisiana Purchase Mary Landrieu OINK! All animals are created equal on the Animal Farm... but obviously some SWINE are more equal than others!



MERRY CHRISTMAS! - and here's YOUR present!



BZZZZZT - Ooo, sorry Mr. President. Out of time. The question was: What you do with your General's Aug 31 troop support request.



RIGHTS TO BEAR ARMS - Approved for use by Liberals and Democrats Single shot available but not recommended



FOR DEMOCRATS - by a Democrat



PITCHFORKS -



BUSH DERANGEMENT SYNDROME - Sally Quinn stated that Al and Tipper's divorce is President Bush's fault! Losing the 2000 election caused "irreparable harm" to their marriage. "He'll never get over that and neither will she."



MONICA LEWINSKY FOR PRESIDENT - Who is endorsing her? Bill or Hillary



I WAS A VIETNAM VET - Before It Was Popular



OBAMACARE - Is going to be hard for America to swallow



BREATHING FOR CREDIT - Congress allocats funds every year for highway construction. No big deal or impact on the economy.



ISRAEL - Don't Fuck with us !!!



WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? - Thank you for the reminder John.



VFW & MMJ - You conservatives like American vets? Then give them all the drugs--any drugs-- that they want for their aches and pains.



BEST FRIENDS FOREVER - Don't think this is true.



GUN BANS - I'm all for them... ...in every other country but ours.



OBAMA'S MAGIC 8 BALL - Is not looking good



STINKY STIMULUS - Thanks Democrats



ALWAYS AND FOREVER -



WHAT HILLARY WAS DREAMING - Before she withdrew from the Presidential Race



MEMORIES - "I love the smell of napalm in the morning... The smell, you know that gasoline smell... Smells like, victory" Lt Col Kilgore (Apocalypse Now)



BE GOOD FOR SANTA -



THOSE WHO FORGET HISTORY... -



MONICA LEWINSKY BOOK - A new Guide for young girls



SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offensive but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.



MEN OF THE US AIR FORCE -



THE REAL OBAMA LOGO - National Socialism



REACH FOR THE STARS! - But not on Obama's watch. Not enough political patronage payoff in space exploration. Sorry.



POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought in November 2008 for $700 Million.



PLAN FOR THE TROOPS - Not a good one Obama



911: I WILL NOT FORGET -



WOODROW WILSON - "A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits."



OBAMACARE - Where have you seen that symbol before?



HEALTH REFORM - There's an easier way



DEMOCRATIC FORTUNE -



BEFORE WE START - TELL ME YOUR SAFE WORD



WHO AM I REALLY LOOKING OUT FOR? -



BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN... - There's a great woman



POLITIFAKE - It's time for war!



FRANKENSTEIN - Will not be eligible for ObamaCare



LISTEN UP - "Life's tough. It's even tougher if your stupid." John Wayne (Sgt. Stryker) - "Sands of Iwo Jima"



WAS THIS OBAMA? - Before he got into politics.



SO... - The Canadians support Obama Are they back to reality yet



CONSERVATIVE ICON -



PICTURE DAY -



SIMPLICITY -



FINALLY THE TRUE COLORS -



AMERICA - It is crunch time



TEABAGGERS - This is what happens when you let first cousins breed.



FOOD FOR THOUGHT - Democrats Happy Meal



DRIVE THROUGH HOSPITAL - Good thing cash for clunkers was created



DEMOCRATS - What that stand for... nothing good



ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISTS - We have this much respect for "Freedom of Speech" (Thanks for the support Comedy Central)



SOCIALISM FOR THE RICH AND CAPITALISM FOR THE POOR -



CHANGE - You suckers fell for it And now you have none



LIKE HIM, FOR INSTANCE. -



WANTED FOR AUGUST 7, 1998 - Still not wanted for 9/11? Although Bush 'knew' after a few days that Osama was responsible?



MATADOR OR TORERO - Is the main performer in bullfighting events This one is just performing bullshit



LOWERED STANDARDS -



THE FUTURE - You see that twinkle in his eye? And that little smile on her face? That's your future president!



CONSERVATIVES' PLAN FOR POVERTY - Assassinate the Poor



WANTED - For the murder of over 5000 US military men and women.



SABBATICAL - Bush spent 487 days (33%) of his entire presidency on vacation.



FORGET ABOUT YOUR LITTLE FLAG PIN! - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, OVERCOMPENSATION?