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SWITZERLAND - 4th in the world in guns per capita,extremely permissive gun control laws, and a LOW crime rate. Hmmm...

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:13 pm
Maybe it's because they don't pump fear through media
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just try to ra** these two lovely ladies and they'll be digging 556 lead out of your cold dead a*s at a morgue.

GUNS KILL PEOPLE - like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.

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Comedian1298 - December 8, 2012, 11:28 pm
and the oval office makes obama a moron
Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 12:58 am
Technically, bullets do kill people more than the guns they are fired from. Unless the person dies from being hit over the side of their head with a gun.
crankyhead - October 4, 2012, 5:44 pm
I think we can all agree that some people use guns to kill other people. Right?
OTC - October 4, 2012, 5:39 pm
I saw a libtard documentary on guns and the idiot host stated "guns don't kill people, bullets do."

VEHICLES - Kill people!

THE PERFECT BORDER PATROL! - Just try to jump this fence! No Border, No Order, No Nation. Which part of ILLEGAL do you not understand?

NOT THE ANSWER - Only Criminals Would Have Guns Then..

MORE GUN LAWS - apparently NOT the answer

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Curlyrocks - December 1, 2013, 12:55 pm
So you need some one to go full Zimm before you'll accept their opinion on gun freedom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE
birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 1:23 am
His speech made it clear that he would support his neighbors using arms. It does not state if he himself would. But with his other words I suspect he would not. I have friends that support gun ownership, but would not own one themselves.
crankyhead - November 30, 2013, 8:56 pm
How many people did Gandhi go full Zimmerman on?
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 11:20 pm
I read the full statement this came from. it IS in context


Gun rights are for fighting tyranny -

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Curlyrocks - May 13, 2013, 10:29 pm
good a***ogy.

I'LL SHOW YOU GUN CONTROL! - GUN-CONTROL! ...without it, we would miss who we were shooting at! Gun Control means using both hands

How can you with a straight face make the argument that more guns will make us safer? -

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calron - December 4, 2015, 2:46 am
I've never heard of someone wielding a Walmart!
therightwrong - December 2, 2015, 8:57 am
ding dong, thry have weapons to protect themselves from all the gun packing walmart weilding idiots such as yourself!

GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS - GUN CONTROL: Firm Grip, Focused Sight, Steady Aim. Support Gun Control. Use Both Hands and Know Where You're Shooting.

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LIBERTARIAN LOGIC - Don't ban guns, just legalize weed and violent crime will become a thing of the past

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RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 3:00 pm
Teenager logic too. 5stars
fauxnews - February 27, 2014, 7:34 pm
W-eed + guns = a good time! Don't knock it to you try it........mannnnnn. X-D (Don't agree w/the poster, but I still give this 5stars anyways, if for nothing else, it has picture from Pineapple Express in it. I mean, come on!) X-D LOL
Curlyrocks - March 31, 2013, 3:38 pm
Because that America would be too awesome and no one would feel depressed or insecure for any reason (aside from people who get paranoid when they smoke), basically there system would fall apart.
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 8:22 pm
The only good thing about Libertarians is that there is no hidden agenda, it is all written in the constitution.
Cannabal - March 30, 2013, 4:44 pm
The only good thing about Libertarians is that they want everyone to have guns and weed. Why can't we live in THAT America?
Renza - March 30, 2013, 4:30 pm
...aside from 'political bs' I fail to see why anyone would want to keep it illegal. taxing and selling it could allow for a boost in the economy, fewer arrests and subsequent trials, more (legal) jobs, plus medical benefits and further research of them.
Renza - March 30, 2013, 4:29 pm
but look at all the cases of people getting high on marajuana and going on murderous rampages, and causing bar fights, and high speed fatal accidents...
Doggit - March 30, 2013, 10:26 am
Sure would end the war on drugs


Hypocrisy -


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IF THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOESN'T WORK, - the Second Amendment will. The 2nd Amendment Protects the 1st Amendment

THE SECOND AMENDMENT - It's For Tyrants, Stupid! An Armed Public Deters Tyranny

GUNS AND WEED - Maybe if government wasn't allowed to go after either of these, they wouldn't be going after both of them now.

Inconsistency -

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blesic - September 26, 2014, 12:04 pm
Thank you.
foxrecon19d - September 26, 2014, 6:11 am
No. I think that comment is the best one on this site.
blesic - September 26, 2014, 12:09 am
No. I think my poster is the best one on this site.
OTC - September 25, 2014, 5:44 pm
oh ok, suppose you educate us on that
JunRed - September 25, 2014, 3:39 pm
not really. besides, I was just mocking an utterly retarded comment about a "right to eat" as an idiotic retort to gun-control. the founding fathers never intended the 2nd amendment to be an individual right or for you to carry homicidal a**ault weapons
Curlyrocks - September 25, 2014, 2:19 pm
It's part of the whole "right to life" thing in the constitution.
OTC - September 25, 2014, 12:57 pm
So you're arguing your own poster?
blesic - September 25, 2014, 12:25 am
That part was eaten by accident.
JunRed - September 24, 2014, 12:04 pm
I don't remember the Right to Eat amendment.
JunRed - September 24, 2014, 12:03 pm
blesic - September 24, 2014, 11:50 am
In that case you should understand my poster since it says in 2 lines what you said in 10.
EmmaRoydes - September 24, 2014, 2:37 am
gun ownership is a right, not a privilege as stated in the 2nd amendment "...the right of the people to keep and bear Arms..."
EmmaRoydes - September 24, 2014, 2:31 am
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that driving an automobile was not a right, but a privilege. States can take away a person's privilege to drive if that person doesn't conform to that state's code of safe conduct.
EmmaRoydes - September 24, 2014, 2:24 am
protect Rights.
EmmaRoydes - September 24, 2014, 2:24 am
You do not have to ask to exercise a Right. You do have to ask to exercise a privilege. You have a Right to eat. You do not have a Right to eat my food. You have to barter (free market) or I can give it to you (charity) The purpose of government is to
blesic - September 24, 2014, 12:22 am
Yes it does.
OTC - September 23, 2014, 6:09 pm
You can buy a TV take it home and use it with no obligations, doesn't mean it's a right to own one
blesic - September 23, 2014, 12:18 am
Curlyrocks - September 22, 2014, 2:08 pm
Maybe guns and cars should be treated the same, You can buy a car or a gun, take it to your home and do what you want with it on your own property. But society has to test your competence before you take it out in public where people could get hurt.
blesic - September 20, 2014, 7:38 pm
In that case no one has the right to own a gun. It is only a privilege granted by the government.
Cyberhagen - September 20, 2014, 6:34 pm
Getting a drivers license does not require a background check and a witness or reference. Buying a gun permit does.
Cyberhagen - September 20, 2014, 6:33 pm
By that logic then, buying a gun is a privilege, not a right, because you can't just buy a gun and take it home with no other obligations or prerequisites. The point is, BOTH getting a license to drive and a license to buy a gun requires a process.
blesic - September 20, 2014, 1:07 pm
A driver's license and registration. In most states you don't need a license or registration to own a gun. All that is required is a record of the purchase.
EmmaRoydes - September 20, 2014, 12:57 pm
What permission are you referring to that doesn't equally apply to a gun?
blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:54 pm
The point is one can buy a gun, take it home, and use it. One can buy a car, take it home, but not use it without permission.
EmmaRoydes - September 20, 2014, 12:45 pm
the key word in your statement is "legally". You can do almost anything if you disregard legality. You can commit murder, but not legally. So, I don't understand your point.
blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:41 pm
You are wrong. Getting a license to drive a car is a privilege not a right. Buying a car and driving it home with no other obligations demonstrates a right.
blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:36 pm
There are no amendments about cars. One can own a car but cannot drive it legally without a license and registration.
Cyberhagen - September 20, 2014, 12:27 pm
Flawed logic. You only need take a test to get a drivers license, and even that is easily circumvented these days. You need to apply and undergo an investigation to get a gun permit; and even more so for a handgun; at least, in my state.
EmmaRoydes - September 20, 2014, 12:24 pm
The second amendment covers gun ownership. I don't recall any amendments that cover car ownership (or driving one for that matter)


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PROHIBTION - Conservatives and liberals are wrong. Libertarians are right!


If a military base with hundreds of soldiers armed with hundreds of guns couldn't stop 'this guy', an American Terrorist armed with ONE gun... -

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fauxnews - January 22, 2014, 12:52 pm
TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz's sock): I hate when he does the translation thing... really pushes my b***ons.
OTC - January 22, 2014, 12:17 pm
This is similar to cranky's poster which had a long discussion about it. Obviously, someone wasn't paying attention, probably too busy bathering about translations
fauxnews - January 21, 2014, 11:44 pm
Four posts?!?!?!? This one he responds to himself. Does that mean his anger cracked him in half, like an online version of Gollum, and he argues with himself?!?!?!? HULK SMASH!!! GRRRRRR...PUNY LIBERAL!!! RAAAAWWWRRR!!! >X-D
fauxnews - January 21, 2014, 11:42 pm
Wow, now THREE separate posts. All in under a minute! Watch out....he's REALLY MAD NOW... haha.. Can't wait to see what you do for an encore? Let me guess, it has something to do with.....angry?
fauxnews - January 21, 2014, 11:41 pm
Wow, not one but two posts. Did I push a b***on, mate? :-) Why not just save yourself the trouble and just write "Angry, Angry, blah, blah, Angry!" Never have I seen someone waste so many words to express so small an idea, or so simple a base emotion.
JGalt - January 21, 2014, 11:41 pm
FauxPoster, thanks for trying to mislead, as usual...
JGalt - January 21, 2014, 11:40 pm
for commanders to issue firearms to soldiers in the U.S. for personal protection. For the most part, only military police regularly carry firearms on base, and their presence is stretched thin by high demand for MPs in war zones
JGalt - January 21, 2014, 11:39 pm
Among President Clinton’s first acts upon taking office in 1993 was to disarm U.S. soldiers on military bases. In March 1993, the Army imposed regulations forbidding military personnel from carrying their personal firearms and making it almost impossible
JGalt - January 21, 2014, 11:38 pm
you really are kinda special thinking that they let soldiers have gun outside of combat. You might want to check on that... MP's might actually be the only ones with weapons. Thanks for playing

Second Amendment -

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blesic - September 21, 2014, 9:42 pm
Concisely put.
Bandit5906 - September 21, 2014, 9:02 pm
Of course! What good would a gun be (for defense) if he could not use it responsibly?


THE 2ND AMENDMENT - isn't for hunting.

because guns are bad -

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MashiMashi - September 3, 2016, 9:13 am
I don'tsee too many people talking about the black girl boxer who won gold twice, ....becasue of concussions,bullying, etc etc

FIREARM FACT: - The 31 states that have "shall issue" laws have on average a 24% lower violent crime rate, a 19% lower murder rate and a 39% lower robbery rate than states WITHOUT.

FLAMETHROWERS - The solution to the gun control debate.

KEEP YOUR CITIZENS ARMED; - and your politicians nervous. We don't need more police. We need more lawfully armed citizens.


GUN COLLECTION - My liberal friends ask me what am I afraid of? My answer is Not a damn thing.

Obama on Paris Attacks -

THE SECOND AMENDMENT - isn't for hunting. It's For Tyrants, Stupid! A Well-Armed POPULACE is the Best Defense Against Tyranny. An armed public deters tyranny. The 2nd Amendment? Uh, It's NOT About Hunting!


SOLUTION - Buy ammo Shoot meth dealers

CIVIL WAR - Knowone is better at killing "Americans" than "AMERICANS!" Suicide vest wearing Al-Qaeda Amatures..... Leave it to the PROFEFESIONALS!


Philosophy -

Second Amendment -

IT'S FOR TYRANTS, STUPID! - The Second Amendment isn't for hunting. It's for tyranny in the government, and man, we've got plenty! Relax, Bambi!

NO KINGDOM CAN BE SECURED - otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of arms is the distinction between a freeman and a slave. James Burgh

Michael Loftus: -

THE GUN BARREL - is the fountainhead of freedom

RESISTING TYRANNY - An armed citizenry cannot be tyrannized

ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. - Where is your line in the sand?

Phone Registration -

Gun Control -


WARNING - pressure on my fourth amendment causes the rapid engagement of my second

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Fear -

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blesic - December 7, 2014, 10:24 pm
Shame on you and the conservatives who hide behind guns and outdated laws like cowards.
Zeitguy - December 7, 2014, 7:38 pm
You sound as if you live in a country that does not have a constitutional amendment that gives you the" right to bear arms". If so then good luck, if not then shame on you.
posterman - November 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
And your interpretation of a liberaldefending themselves with a cell phone; waiting minutes on 911 when second count?

JAMES EAGAN HOLMES - A sad day when 12 innocent people are killed in a theater. Lets show class and keep politics out of it this time.

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Welcome to Chicago -


LIBERAL CONFUSION - You cant make this up.



OUR GOVERNMENT - Can't balance a checkbook but let's trust them to protect us from ourselves and Ignore the constitution


GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE.. - Eric Holder Kills People

SELF-PROTECTION RIGHTS... - kryptonite for the Brady Bunch, liberal hypocrites and Kool-Aid sippers

TYRANTS PREFER UNARMED CITIZENS - Criminals & Tyrants prefer unarmed victims!

BLAMING GUNS FOR CRIME - Is Like Blaming Chains For Slavery



Carlin on Gun Enthusiasts -

YESTERDAY - They called me a union thug But now... They want me to bring an assault rifle to work.

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deerbag2 - December 23, 2012, 12:16 am
ouch, 5 lions
PapaFox - December 22, 2012, 10:00 am
Obviously logic is not their strong suit. ;)

AN OXYMOROM - like none other

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Open Carry -

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Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 6:12 pm
All right, could you be succinct next time?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 1:17 am
Same thing
Cannabal - June 12, 2014, 1:04 am
I certainly have. Anything else?
OTC - June 12, 2014, 12:34 am
How about 'talking points'? Ever hear of that?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 10:14 pm
As someone who's merely produced about 25% of the posters that OTC, yes, I do, thank you for asking.
EmmaRoydes - June 11, 2014, 6:55 pm
You don't get out much, do you?
Cannabal - June 11, 2014, 6:38 pm
Funny, because this is the first place I ever done seen such a term, and from decidedly conservative-leaning posters, too.
OTC - June 11, 2014, 2:51 pm
Yeah, on the democrats side
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 5:34 pm
Isn't the term "Democrat narrative" a real big a**umption?
OTC - June 10, 2014, 8:53 am
In that case, it IS an a/ssuption
Cannabal - June 10, 2014, 2:51 am
It's not an as'sumption if it's correct.
OTC - June 10, 2014, 12:00 am
You mean your a/s/sumption
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 8:22 pm
Oh, that was just a wild guess, but thanks for confirming my suspicions.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 6:39 am
But you watch Fox and listen to Rush?
Cannabal - June 9, 2014, 2:29 am
And what would that be exactly, because I don't watch MSNBC or CNN.
OTC - June 9, 2014, 12:25 am
More like what MSNBC, CNN, Feinstein , Schumer, tells us it is
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:51 pm
The Democratic Narrative being what exactly? What Fox News or Rush Limbaugh tells you it is?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 8:48 pm
Now what make you ask me such a question?
OTC - June 8, 2014, 7:38 pm
Nooo, those people were on mind altering drugs? Say it isn't so, that would destroy the democrat narrative
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 7:24 pm
Does that mean that you favor a ban on antidepressants?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 6:43 pm
You know, it's funny that it turns out the shooters were on antidepressants before they went on their little shooting spree, but you won't hear the mainstream media cover that sort of thing, lest that hurt their advertising revenue.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Columbine. Just some kids cleaning out a school of dirty Christian kids. Thank God there wasn't a good guy there with a gun. Some of those nad ty christian kids might have lived. Cannabal, luv ya', mate. But you see where this is going.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2014, 5:34 pm
Because all angry looking illegals show their distsain for American border security by buying two grande carmel macchiatoes... WHAT?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:33 am
and the refusal to enforce laws passed by congress. Remember the separation of powers where legislation is supposed to be done by congress, not the president?
EmmaRoydes - June 8, 2014, 3:31 am
I guess you kind of overlooked the executive orders and agency regulations, didn't you?
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:13 am
No, Congress is the one responsible for thoroughly violating the Constitution, Obama is just kind of there, just as Bush was just kind of there.
Cannabal - June 8, 2014, 3:10 am
Why would you need a gun when someone is hosing down the mall? Can't you see they're cleaning it? Sheesh.
ipaprime - June 7, 2014, 10:55 pm
Well if it is at home locked in a closet when someone decides to hose down the mall your in. You need it then, so how do you get it?
OTC - June 7, 2014, 9:51 pm
Not what I had in mind, but thanks for repeating the democrat narrative cannabal
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 8:26 pm
Good idea. Why don't we just scrap the whole constitution and let whoever is president make all the rules? Oh, yeah, obama is already doing that
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 7:20 pm
Oh, yeah, those evil, evil lunatics that are trying to take all the guns away, because Obama the malevolent socialist dictator said so. Maybe the rightwing nutjobs should stop pretending they're cowboys in the Wild, Wild West.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 6:13 pm
These days, people open carry because of the lunatics on the left
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:44 pm
These days, people are in the Navy because of Godsmack, not the Village People.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:40 pm
Must be a Village People fan, sorry
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:32 pm
Weakest comment ever.
OTC - June 7, 2014, 5:30 pm
Come on, this is just a ph**o of the Village People nowadays
Cannabal - June 7, 2014, 5:24 pm
Wow, those are some powerfully stereotypical conservative comments, even coming from you two.
EmmaRoydes - June 7, 2014, 4:31 pm
I thought open carry referred to the tequila that the illegal was holding in the star bucks cups. You can tell the navy guy is not part of the obama administration because he has his hands in his own pockets.
foxrecon19d - June 7, 2014, 3:36 pm
Speechless... but I betcha the fat old Navy guy with his hands in his pockets or the angry looking illegal holding two grande carmel macchiatoes wil mess with him

Ban Liberal Judges Not Guns -

An Armed Populace is a Well-Protected Populace -


Anti-Gun Hillary Prefers Unarmed Victims -


WAKE UP AMERICA! - 80 million gun owners in America, how many are OWS protestors? -Stupid Liberals

RAPIST HAVE RIGHTS TOO! - Women shouldn't be able to carry a small automatic pistol in their purse, because rapist have rights too!

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crankyhead - February 18, 2013, 1:42 pm
I would also like to see that list, if you would be so kind as to produce it, please and thank you.
Renza - February 18, 2013, 12:41 pm
I have not seen it, could you please provide a link to a credible source so I can look it up and laugh at said list?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 12:17 pm
Have you seen Hilary Clinton's list of weapons she thinks should be banned? I'll just cut to the chase and say she thinks everything from machine guns to salad forks should be banned.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 am
Gun companies don't want the government to cut into their sales -- regardless of who's buying them.
Renza - February 18, 2013, 8:57 am
So where did the paranoid fear of 'the government is taking our guns' actually come from? given that they're basically just aiming for universal background checks, so we don't legally give guns to known rapists, muggers, and murderers.



Eliminate gun-free zones -

Patriotism -

Indoctrination -

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blesic - September 3, 2014, 12:50 pm
Thank you.
foxrecon19d - September 3, 2014, 4:25 am
Very nicely done 5Ls

Liberal stupidity -

Arm School Staff with Guns -

guns -

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Gun Violence Down 49% Since 1993 Peak Despite Public Perception Of High Crime -

ALMOST THERE,,, COM'ON TEAR - this will look great on camera.

Gun dealers love it -

Resist Tyranny -

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EmmaRoydes - September 25, 2014, 7:15 pm
If they all look like her, I'm there!

self defense -

KState5470 -

Gun control not about guns -

Defensive Use of Firearms -

TOWN OF SANDY HOOK CT - Wants to provide Police security in all schools...scissors just don't cut it!

GUNS - save lives if law-abiding citizens are allowed to own them

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A WELL-ARMED CITIZENRY - is the best form of Homeland Security and can better deter crime, invasion, terrorism, and tyranny.