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 | THE MESS: HE'S GETTING US OUT OF IT. - |
 | WE'RE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS - |
 | GROW A PAIR! - |
 | LET THEM EAT CAKE - |
 | LIBERAL: TYPE II - Ideological Youth: Views stem from educational indoctrination and naivety. Often led and manipulated by Type I liberals. Fortunately, most outgrow this phase when they experience the real world. |
 | COJONES REMARK WAS 'SEXIST' - |
 | KEEP TALKING, HARRY! - |
 | BACK ORDERED ITEM - |
 | THE MANHATTAN MOSQUE - |
 | PRIMAL SCREAM - |
 | CALLING DR. FREUD - |
 | SARAH PALIN - Nancy Pelosi cries herself to sleep at night because she never looked this good |
 | INEXPERIENCED POTUS - He admitted he wasn't qualified back in 2004. I guess he became comfortable with his not knowing what he's doing. |
 | THIS JUST IN... - |
 | YOU PUT ME IN OFFICE - |
 | RACISM - It's The Favorite Weapon Of The Left Simply Scream Racism And All Other Views Immediately Become Invalid |
 | RACIAL PROFILING FOR DUMMIES - |
 | THANK YOU, MAINSTREAM MEDIA! - |
 | FINANCIALLY DEFORMED - |
 | LAUGHTER - THE BEST MEDICINE - |
 | THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO... - rhymed with soil... possibly toil...maybe foil... oh well it probably wasn't important anyway |
 | MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SAID: - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.” |
 | MARINE CORPSE - From the archives. TOTUS strikes again! |
 | SURVIVAL GUIDE - How to get through the next two years.... |
 | ARROGANCE - This photo is all you need to remember inside the voting booth this November |
 | WALL STREET REFORM BILL - Because nothing says "All Fixed" like the two crooks who orchestrated the global economic disaster, and exempting themselves and Freddie and Fannie from the new regs. Freakin Priceless. |
 | NASA OUTREACH TO MUSLIMS - |
 | FINALLY: A RELIGION LIBERALS LOVE - Misogynist, Homophobic, Wife Beating, Clitorectomys, Slavery, Child Abusing, and Murderous. |
 | URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them??? |
 | TERMINAITON NOTICE - 83 days and counting. Party time November 3rd, 2010 The end of an error! |
 | SAVING PRIVATE LYIN - Not possible at this point. |
 | P.O.T.U.S. - Oops, sorry, he's on vacation again. Maybe next time |
 | THE FIRST VICTIMS - Of Government Run Health Care and an Obama-style regime! |
 | FIRST AMENDMENT NEED NOT APPLY - UCLA Law Prof states Gov't should yank Fox off the air. Hell, why not go for martial law too, while you are at it. |
 | CLASSIC COMEDY - Too bad it ends in Tragedy... |
 | STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day. |
 | IMAGINE - Imagine the public outcry if George W Bush was caught eyeball-humping the rear of a sixteen-year-old in public. Change! |
 | NEW COLOR CODE ALERTS - Of Course, these are not official, just our observations of how Homeland Security and the Justice Department have been reacting to things since "W" left town. |
 | MMM MMM MMM - He said that we must take a stand To make sure everyone gets a chance Mmm, mmm, mmm! Barack Hussein Obama |
 | LAWMAKING = SAUSAGEMAKING - They say you don't want to see either process! Lawmaking- they really do pass laws without having written or reading them! |
 | SWAMPLAND - Can we interest you in some swampland in Florida?..... |
 | RECESSION - |
 | MUSLIMS IN SPACE - MSM works with NASA to show Muslims-"we care" |
 | DUNG BEETLE - Just doin his job. |
 | WELL I BETTER RETURN THIS - turns out you CAN'T fix the economy with jedi mind tricks |
 | JUST LIKE WATERBOARDING - Nancy was actually for draining the swamp, before she was actually against it. |
 | LYNCHING - Something The Democrats Are Noted For And So Much Easier Than Debating, Especially When They Can't Debate |
 | OBAMA AUTHORIZES MURDER - The "Presidential Assassination Program" allows the murder of Am. citizens away from the battlefield if the White House determines them to be a terrorist. No trial or due process. There's change for you. |
 | BMW: THE ULTIMATE SPENDING MACHINE - Yes he likes fast cars and budgets! Sponsored by BMW: Barack's Money Works |
 | ONE MORE TIME... - Repeat after me: "Government does not create wealth, it tends to dis-incentivize, if not destroy wealth". Got it? |
 | IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING - Must be Racist, Able to Speak to Racist Organizations, Ability to Conceal Racism a PLUS |
 | POST-RACIAL ADMINISTRATION - Uhh you might wanna spell-check that title. In my book, it reads "Most-Racial Administration" |
 | LEANING TO THE LEFT - Yes I do lean to the left! You got a problem with that? |
 | NOTHING UP MY SLEEVES - Watch carefully while I make massive deficits appear out of thin air! |
 | OBAMAITE - |
 | EVERY BODY JUST RELAX - David Axelrod, Rahm Emmanuel, and George Soros are running the county. |
 | THAT'S YOUR LEFT - And That's The Way I'm Going I'd Literally Do ANYTHING To Get Elected |
 | UN RESOLUTIONS - He Knows How Serious Those AreTAGS: un resolutions stupid worthless ahmadinejad obama sucks Rating: 5/5 More politifakes by GrouchoMarxist |
 | EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the TelepromptersTAGS: obama incompetent teleprompter read idiot obama sucks Rating: 5/5 More politifakes by GrouchoMarxist |
 | WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES - Drain the swamp that is, one incumbent at at time. Don't forget to vote in November. |
 | IMAGINE - |
 | ENVIRONMENTALIST - Ancient Greek Word meaning,"Retarded in an unprecedented, mind-boggling jaw dropping way." |
 | HAS AMERICA BEEN WATCHING??? - |
 | BIG BARACK IS WATCHING YOU - You have no privacy in his world view |
 | THE BUCK PASSES HERE - How else could "blame Bush" be so casual and easy? |
 | MSDNC - yeah just look it up under the FCC mergers and acquisitions. Right next to the All Barack Channel- ABC |
 | VOTE CAREFULLY - Every time you vote for a Democrat, an angel has to listen to Wings |
 | ACTUALLY VOTED FOR TARP - Before he was against it. How come everyone that voted for the Porkulus bailout is now against it. You can't run from your voting record, or can you??? |
 | UNDERSTANDING THE TEA PARTY - Dissent is patriotic, when the dissenters are PATRIOTS and the rulers like these, are corrupt, thievin, lyin traitors, who are selling out our Constitution and American way of life |
 | IT'S OK TO LIE - If its OK to lie about earning Congressional medals of honor.... what other lies are we being told? |
 | ANTI-MOSQUE INVESTIGATION - Great. While you are at it Nancy, can you check out steroids in Baseball, football and lets investigate voting fraud on American Idol. Anything to keep you from the socialist agenda. |
 | NOW ITS A PLOT? - Nancy thinks its a conspiracy to oppose the Mosque at Ground Zero? Watch liberals get more crazy as November approaches. Priceless |
 | NOT A LAFF-ING MATTER - "If you tax people who work, and pay people who don't work, then don't be surprised when people won't work." --Arthur Laffer |
 | NOT "GETTING IT" - contemplating the latest poll numbers and wondering "why". |
 | GROUND ZERO MOSQUE - I'm investing in this Franchise right next door. My buddy is putting a strip joint/bar on the other side. Investors needed. |
 | REDEFINING CORRUPTION.... - "Ignorant and Stupid...But not Corrupt" as the defense goes. What a unique way of redefining the ingrained Democratic Culture of Corruption! |
 | MAXINE WATERS - With the IQ of a dinner fork, how can anything be her fault? |
 | OBAMA TO ATTEND RAMADAN DINNER - Obama to attend Ramadan dinner. He did not attend the non-denominational National Day of Prayer. We understand only too clearly now. |
 | PEAS IN A POD - Because nothing says "The hell with Justice" than being the POTUS's sockupppet |
 | OBAMANOMICS - Think of the money you could be saving. Its not too late to do something about it this November! |
 | ON THE ROAD AGAIN - Congressman Weiner takes Hope & Change on the road |
 | NEW POLL FIGURES OUT - Some of us knew this was the outcome long before the election. EPIC FAIL |
 | HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Perhaps the poison is a bit slower-acting this time. |
 | N.O.T.U.S. - Narcissist of the United States. |
 | DRAIN THE SWAMP! - Because Rangel-gate and Yacht-gate are only the tip of the iceberg. |
 | WAKE UP!!! - Is anyone going to protect our Constitution? I was taught it was supposed to be a balance of power, between the three branches not a kakistocracy |
 | SHILLING FOR SHARIA - You'll shit when you research this. Kagan's support for Sharia compliance could help put money into Jihadists pockets. Look it up |
 | BAD BREATH - Its what happens when you talk shit your whole political career! |
 | FEELING DEPRESSED? - Just consider what its like to be Mr. Pelosi. Feel Better Now? |
 | AN INCONVENIENT LAWSUIT - The heat Al Gore is feeling is not global warming but rather the rath of several masseuses who may be initiating civil suits. |
 | DEMOCRAT PARTY CALLING.... - Hillary, What are you doing in 2012? |
 | GETTING READY FOR 2012 - Barack gets ready to campaign for 2012, with a new shade of lipstick. Bring on Sarah Palin! |
 | OIL SPILL 85DAYS, 16H 25MIN - vs 3 vacations, numerous golfing dates, white house entertainment dinners, TV shows, celebrations, concerts... wanna bet who will take the credit on this one? |
 | DRINK RESPONSIBLY - Your Country's future is at stake. Don't Drink and Vote! |
 | DOIN THE HUSTLE - In more ways than one. Is that Van McKoy singing in the background? |
 | IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN - I Might Have Gotten Brain Freeze From That Smart Ass Guy's Frozen Custard Cut Taxes? Who's He Think He's Talking To? |
 | ALEC BALDWIN - Poster child for why no one gives a crap what an actor thinks about politics. |
 | THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION - Perhaps You'll Settle for Opaque? |
 | HONOR KILLING - The First Amendment guarantees "freedom of religion" while Islam guarantees "no freedom from our religion." |
 | LIAR IN CHIEF - IF ELECTED, I will have the most open, honest, and transparent administration ever |
 | I WESENT ANY IMPWICATIONS - I wesent the impwications that my efforts wesulted in the cowwapse of Fweddie Mac and Fannie Mae.. these institutions wemain vewy solvent and I will wead the investigation into any iweegal impwopwieties!" |
 | PEAS IN A POD - They do seem a lot alike- being worst presidents ever! |
 | RANTING LIBERALS - Well, you know its not like they are "Smart, Smart"! |
 | LIBERAL FEARMONGERING - |
 | GLOBAL SMARMING - Guilty as charged, especially when you are profiting handsomely from the panic you are trying to create! |
 | FLIPPIN THE BIRD - We seem to have a lot of pictures of Obama giving the finger. Time for Barry to grow up. After all, he is the President of the United States |
 | LEFT WING DINGBATS - when it comes to left wing dingbats, California wins, hands down. (And we didn't even have to play the Water's card yet). |
 | ANGRY LITTLE MAN SYNDROME - Add that to the malignant narcissism and we've got a real problem come 2012 |
 | F.O.T.U.S - Flatulator of the United States! |
 | P. T. BARNUM'S LAW - "There's a sucker born every minute." Once again, Barnum's law explains the Obama regime |
 | MILLI VANILLI, PART DEUX - If you watch these kids strum their guitars and match it to the music, its kinda like watching Barack pretend to be Commander-in-Chief |
 | CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN - |
 | THE WINTER OF RECOVERY - The best chance we have to turn this economy around is to defund and dethrone Democrats (and Republicans who act and spend like Democrats) this November 2nd. |
 | GUILTY OF PERJURY - maybe we should fold MLB under Nancy or Harry, then Roger wouldn't have to worry about indictments! They seem to know how to hide from the truth.... and not get caught |
 | DEMOCRAZY - Yup, that's the word for it allright! |
 | 2-FACED SELL OUT - Harry Reid introduced a bill against birthright citizenship (1993) to end anchor-babying, before now supporting anchor baby citizenship. |
 | OBAMANARCHY - IT'S COMING! Mess with our Constitution, you and your cronies are toast. |
 | MEDAL OF HONOR - The courts are absolutely Nucking Futs!. If its ok for a politician to lie about military service/decoration, I guess anything goes now! |
 | MONEY FOR NOTHING - Is this where "Spread the Wealth" came from- during Barry's toke sessions and watching Dire Strait's MTV video too much? |
 | DROPPING N-BOMBS - Because nothing says "Media Bias" more than going after a person of a particular political ideology rather than the context under which the "N-word" is used! |
 | PROGRESSIVE THINK - Yeah, its really that frakked up! Just imagine everything is 180 degrees the opposite of what you were taught was decent, just and right. That's progressivism for ya. |
 | MICHELLE ANTOINETTE - Queen of conspicuous consumption does it again. $500 sneakers, exotic vacations in Spain. |
 | NEW AXIS OF EVIL - One of the New Axis of Evil members seen moments after uttering: "Well then, let the jobless eat gulf shrimp" |
 | CHINA EMBRACES CAPITALISM - And we elect a Marxist-Socialist, who has a Cloward-Piven game plan! Go Figure! |
 | THUMBING THEIR NOSES - Yeah, that's pretty much what the current administration thinks of the will of the AMERICAN voter.TAGS: they all need to look up democratic republic in the dictionary Rating: 5/5 More politifakes by JGalt |
 | FIRING BLANKS - Bernanke's last bullet- "the buy back" fails to stimulate the stock market. |
 | MASTER OF DELUSION - Sadly, no new tricks in his bag. Watch quickly while he tries to pull new taxes out of his ass. |
 | OBAMUNISM - Keep it up! Wer'e gonna get even with you! |
 | NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY - November's coming! Expect Carnage |
 | HOPE OBAMA'S WATCHING - How to meet Foreign Heads of State |
 | WORKS FOR ME - How about you? |
 | THE JOB KILLERS - A True-life Story. |
 | SHARIA LAW - Coming soon |
 | MINNESOTA DREAM TEAM - Notice the obvious absense of the whole "hopey-changey" thingy. |
 | WARNING - Personal Protective Equipment Warning |
 | INCUMBENT SEASON- NOVEMBER - Loaded for Bear and gunning for Jackasses without Cojones |
 | DRINKING RATE HIGHEST SINCE '78 - Anyone question why? (Remember that 2nd-worst pres, a peanut farmer from Georgia) soon to be eclipsed by a community organizer from Chicago |
 | OPEN BOARDERS - What the rally cry of Open borders is really all about. That and terror sleeper cells. |
 | D.O.T.U.S. - Demagogue of the United States |
 | GETTING RELIGION - We need more "Come to Jesus" meetings with these SOB's we call leaders |
 | THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH - Watch out guys, there's a new bunch of clowns eating your lunch! They appear daily in the U.S. Senate and Congress! |
 | APPARENTLY SPACE IS NOT THE FINAL FRONTIER - Why all the fuss about reading the bill before voting for it? Nancy and Harry have there shills rewrite the bills after they get passed! Yes, its shocking but TRUE!! |
 | BIG GOV'T LS LIKE A PARASITE - The bigger the parasite (government) gets, the more it threatens the health and life of the host (taxpayer and small business) |
 | THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN - While some of the crooks got big bonuses on Wall St., most of the crooks received big campaign donations and got re-elected! |
 | TEAM GRIFTERS - Setting the bar very high for graft, corruption, sleaze and other outrageous behaviors. |
 | FENCE SITTING - Barack learns how to sit on the fence at an early age, thus preparing him to vote present >130 times as a state legislator, and his world appeasement/apology tour |
 | ALVIN GREENE - The Candidate Ramps Up His Campaign |
 | VOTING ASSISTANTS - They are only there to help those that do not know how to vote properly! |
 | LOSING THE WAR - Islamic Extremists have waged a propaganda war and are winning it. As learned in Vietnam, turn the public's opinion against the tragedies of war and they'll elect weak politicians. Hence 2006 and 2008 elections. |
 | I'LL GIVE YOU MY CUPCAKE - If You Promise To Say "Jews Go Home" |
 | BOWING - It Has Obviously Become An Addiction |
 | FAMILY LOVE - I'm sure Barry knows a good reason why Samson's fingerprints were involved in a sexual assault case of a 13-year-old. |
 | KEN SALAZAR - Obama needed someone in a cowboy hat. Just like the Japanese Super heros on cable. |
 | OBAMA MAKES SENSE NOW - Thanks for the Tokes, Tokin. It's how I spent the Carter years, but I Didn't have to smoke that much. |
 | DER TERMINATOR - He Didn't Bring Much Joy To Either Party |
 | THE COST OF INACTION IS TO GREAT - blah blah Healthcare blah blah Wall Street blah blah jobs blah blah Global Warming... Stop me if you've heard it |
 | SINCE 1865 - Democrats Have Supported Domestic Terrorists |
 | IT'S ALMOST OVER - The fat lady is about to sing |
 | PLAYING LIKE BETTY WHITE - Too bad a snickers bar won't cure "playing like Barack Obama" |
 | COMMANDER IN CHIEF - We're in trouble... |