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THE MESS: HE'S GETTING US OUT OF IT. -



WE'RE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS -



GROW A PAIR! -



PROMISE? WHAT PROMISE? -



OBAMA'S NASA GOALS - Find funding to refurbish the shuttle? No! Build the Constellation program to replace the shuttle? No! Return to the moon? No! Bow down to Muslim nations again? Ding! Ding! Ding!



LET THEM EAT CAKE -



PRIORITIES -



IGNORANCE -



NEW AMERICANS -



COJONES REMARK WAS 'SEXIST' -



KEEP TALKING, HARRY! -



MID-TERM ELECTIONS -



TWO RIGHTS -



NARCISSISM -



ARIZONA - They're Showing You The Way, America Let's Get Behind Them On This



THE SKUNK HAS REPLACED THE EAGLE -



THANK YOU! -



BACK ORDERED ITEM -



THE MANHATTAN MOSQUE -



POTUS AND TOTUS ON VACATION -



1ST BLACK CONGRESSMEN - Sen Revels (R-MS) and Reps Turner (R-AL), Elliott (R-SC), Allen (R-TX), Smalls (R-SC), Walls (R-FL), Cain (R-SC)--all elected between 1870-1875. Dems were starting the KKK at that time.



FLIP FLOP... FLOP... FLOP -



CALLING DR. FREUD -



SARAH PALIN - Nancy Pelosi cries herself to sleep at night because she never looked this good



INEXPERIENCED POTUS - He admitted he wasn't qualified back in 2004. I guess he became comfortable with his not knowing what he's doing.



THIS JUST IN... -



NO CREDENTIALS -



YOU PUT ME IN OFFICE -



BLOOMBERG'S PECULIAR STATISTICS -



SWAMP MONSTER #1 - Would like to consider himself personally exempt from the regulations he writes for the rest of us.



RACISM - It's The Favorite Weapon Of The Left Simply Scream Racism And All Other Views Immediately Become Invalid



KNEE-JERK REACTION -



A GLIMPSE TO THE FUTURE - March, 2012



I SEE DEAD PEOPLE - And you can bet your sweet a$$ they will be voting for me in November just like they do in Chicago!



REP. BARNEY FRANK (D-MA) - As an openly gay man, (not that there's anything wrong with that --Seinfeld) he took the opportunity to model his new uniform suggestion if the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy is repealed.



RACIAL PROFILING FOR DUMMIES -



THE OVAL OFFICE - An Insider's View



MEDIEVAL TIMES - They Knew Even Back Then They Knew



ANIMAL HOUSE POLITICS -



THANK YOU, MAINSTREAM MEDIA! -



UNEMPLOYED? - We need to increase the House and Senate unemployment rate in Washington D.C. this November. That should start helping things!



JOBS, JOBS, JOBS - Will he change his priorities before he starts campaigning for his second term? Sadly, we think not!



FINANCIALLY DEFORMED -



OBAMAPOLOGY - A half-assed apology which is used to get one out of a tight spot while not taking any ownership in what was said.



CHRISTIANS - Unlike Muslims, are not prone to stab, shoot, or blow-up those that insult them.



TYPICAL PROTESTOR - Yeah, That's Going To Make All The Difference. Take The Wells Away from An Inept Company And Let An Inept Administration Run Them



LAUGHTER - THE BEST MEDICINE -



ILLEGAL ALIENS - Referring to them as "undocumented workers" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".



I AM NOT A CWOOK - i did nothing wong in hewping Maxine with the bank baiwout money. Us powiticians hawve to watch out fow each other. (cwooks of a feather fwock together)



ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER -



THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO... - rhymed with soil... possibly toil...maybe foil... oh well it probably wasn't important anyway



MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SAID: - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.”



SUMMER OF RECOVERY -



BARACK OBAMA ELEMENTARY SCHOOL -



REDEMPTION - No longer worst president of the Modern Age, having been displaced by "Hope and Change"



SIGNS OF THE TIMES - most people already realize this, except for the liberals who still want to blame Bush!



MARINE CORPSE - From the archives. TOTUS strikes again!



SURVIVAL GUIDE - How to get through the next two years....



I KNOW, ARNOLD, IKNOW - But this is our last hope. You HAVE to go back to the past and prevent the Founder of British Petroleum from ever being born. His name was William Knox. This is a picture of his mother.



LUXURY YACHT - John Kerry submits this photo to the State of Massachusetts to have his luxury yacht assessed for excise tax valuation.



ARROGANCE - This photo is all you need to remember inside the voting booth this November



JOHN KERRY: HYPOCRITE -



WALL STREET REFORM BILL - Because nothing says "All Fixed" like the two crooks who orchestrated the global economic disaster, and exempting themselves and Freddie and Fannie from the new regs. Freakin Priceless.



NPR.COM - "Oh NO you don't! You told me you were going to look at porn!"



SHAME - You have to have principles and ethics first...



I'LL GET TO JOBS EVENTUALLY - But there is so much work to be done.....



NOT EVEN LASSIE -



1/20/13 - Bubbye



REP. BOBBY BRIGHT - on his love for Nancy: "Never cross a bridge until you come to it, She may get beat, she may step away, she may get sick and die."



BEHOLD - THE FIVE PILLARS OF THE LIBERAL FAITH -



NASA OUTREACH TO MUSLIMS -



FINALLY: A RELIGION LIBERALS LOVE - Misogynist, Homophobic, Wife Beating, Clitorectomys, Slavery, Child Abusing, and Murderous.



URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them???



TERMINAITON NOTICE - 83 days and counting. Party time November 3rd, 2010 The end of an error!



OBAMA'S ENEMIES LIST - Are you on it yet?



SAVING PRIVATE LYIN - Not possible at this point.



P.O.T.U.S. - Oops, sorry, he's on vacation again. Maybe next time



MY NEXT BOOK... - "Dreams without my Teleprompter" by Barack Obama



EVOLUTION - Political Signs Change To Better Reflect The Organization That They Represent



THE FIRST VICTIMS - Of Government Run Health Care and an Obama-style regime!



IMPORTANT PRESIDENTIAL MESSAGE - We've heard this all before.



FIRST AMENDMENT NEED NOT APPLY - UCLA Law Prof states Gov't should yank Fox off the air. Hell, why not go for martial law too, while you are at it.



LEADERSHIP - "What luck for the rulers that men do not think" -Adolf Hitler



CLASSIC COMEDY - Too bad it ends in Tragedy...



ITS HOWDY DOODY TIME - Yup, that's the way I see it!



3 TENORS - Oops, sorry that was last night. Tonight its the "3 stooges"



SCOTT BROWN - You know hell has frozen over when the most popular politician to come from Massachusetts is a conservative.



STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day.



IMAGINE - Imagine the public outcry if George W Bush was caught eyeball-humping the rear of a sixteen-year-old in public. Change!



CHENEY - Scaring Liberals worldwide since 1978



WE KNOW, WE KNOW - And All You Had To Do Is Promise To Register Your Illegal-Border-Crossing Ass As A Democrat



DARTH ZONA - I want border security. Not excuses.



JOY BEHER - One Of The Best Liberal Minds In The World Says A Lot About "Liberal Minds", No?



NEW COLOR CODE ALERTS - Of Course, these are not official, just our observations of how Homeland Security and the Justice Department have been reacting to things since "W" left town.



FREEDOM OF SPEECH - Works for me!



MMM MMM MMM - He said that we must take a stand To make sure everyone gets a chance Mmm, mmm, mmm! Barack Hussein Obama



WHY IS THIS MOSQUE NECESSARY? -



LAWMAKING = SAUSAGEMAKING - They say you don't want to see either process! Lawmaking- they really do pass laws without having written or reading them!



SWAMPLAND - Can we interest you in some swampland in Florida?.....



VACATION UPDATE -



RECESSION -



WE THE SHEEPLE - Another uneducated voter that drank the Daily Kos Kool Aid



MUSLIMS IN SPACE - MSM works with NASA to show Muslims-"we care"



CHEERLEADER - What did Papa Obama say about a pig and lipstick?



DUNG BEETLE - Just doin his job.



NASCAR PRESIDENT - Going 200 mph in a constant left turn. If he doesn't pit, he'll spin this country right into the wall.



AMERICA - Do your civic duty!



WELL I BETTER RETURN THIS - turns out you CAN'T fix the economy with jedi mind tricks



JUST LIKE WATERBOARDING - Nancy was actually for draining the swamp, before she was actually against it.



LET ME BE CLEAR - "I was actually FOR paying my yacht taxes before I was actually AGAINST paying my yacht taxes"



LOTUS - LOSER of the .........



LYNCHING - Something The Democrats Are Noted For And So Much Easier Than Debating, Especially When They Can't Debate



OBAMA AUTHORIZES MURDER - The "Presidential Assassination Program" allows the murder of Am. citizens away from the battlefield if the White House determines them to be a terrorist. No trial or due process. There's change for you.



KAKISTOCRACY - n., pl., -cies. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. Yup, that pretty much decribes the way it is....



BMW: THE ULTIMATE SPENDING MACHINE - Yes he likes fast cars and budgets! Sponsored by BMW: Barack's Money Works



ONE MORE TIME... - Repeat after me: "Government does not create wealth, it tends to dis-incentivize, if not destroy wealth". Got it?



IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING - Must be Racist, Able to Speak to Racist Organizations, Ability to Conceal Racism a PLUS



IT'S NOT RACISM - for pointing out questionable ethics, criminal activities and demanding accountability. Charges of Racism are just a distraction so the crooks can continue without interruption!



CURSE OF THE RED SHIRT - On Star Trek, you always knew that the guys in the red shirts did not last very long....



FORMER SENATOR BARBARA BOXER - Because she's worked so damned hard to get that title too!



WILL PIMP FOR UNEMPLOYMENT - He had to cover the "Unemployment Creates Jobs" remark



TOUGH TIMES - With the tough economy, even J-Lo and Rhianna are reduced to recycling their Glad trash bags as 'designer' outfits



GREAT READER - Not to be confused with "Leader"



GOLD MEDAL - -Obama Approval Rating- Going downhill faster than Lindsey Vonn



HOPE AND CHANGE -



POST-RACIAL ADMINISTRATION - Uhh you might wanna spell-check that title. In my book, it reads "Most-Racial Administration"



LEANING TO THE LEFT - Yes I do lean to the left! You got a problem with that?



SANS TELEPROMPTER - This is what I see when there is no teleprompter.



NOTHING UP MY SLEEVES - Watch carefully while I make massive deficits appear out of thin air!



FREDERICK DOUGLASS 1818-1895 - "The Republican Party is the ship, all else is the sea." Stop drowning with the Dems, get on board for equal opportunity and justice.



OBAMAITE -



EVERY BODY JUST RELAX - David Axelrod, Rahm Emmanuel, and George Soros are running the county.



FREAK SHOW ATTRACTION - A Black Woman With One Black Boob And One White Boob



THAT'S YOUR LEFT - And That's The Way I'm Going I'd Literally Do ANYTHING To Get Elected



UN RESOLUTIONS - He Knows How Serious Those Are



WILL YOU STILL NEED ME..... - Will you still feed me when I'm 64? Odd, Obamacare provides the answer.



EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the Teleprompters



YODA-ISM: THERE IS ANOTHER! -



DEMOCRATS - Guess which political party elected a Muslim to the US Congress a whole 62 months after 9-11.



ANOTHER GREAT POLITICAL SLOGAN - Killed by Lying Politicians



FAILED SPORTSCASTER - Becomes Failed Newscater Only In America Can A Narcissitic Bastard Like This One Survive



OH, CRAP! - I Can't Remember Where I Left My Shoes



CABBAGE PATCH OBAMA - Just like the real one except this one has an original birth certificate.



GIVE ME YOUR POOR TIRED HUDDLED MASSES - No illegal aliens, please.



HUBRIS - Grabbing credit for bringing combat troops out of Iraq and fulfilling a promise, when all you did was use the withdrawal plan created by President Bush.



THE DIFFERENCE? - One is an anti-capitalist who hates America and wants to destroy Israel, and the other is hiding in Afghanistan. ~ Mark Klein



WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES - Drain the swamp that is, one incumbent at at time. Don't forget to vote in November.



IMAGINE -



ENVIRONMENTALIST - Ancient Greek Word meaning,"Retarded in an unprecedented, mind-boggling jaw dropping way."



HAS AMERICA BEEN WATCHING??? -



BIG BARACK IS WATCHING YOU - You have no privacy in his world view



SANS TELEPROMPTER - I almost did not notice!



PUPPETRY OF THE POTUS - Coming soon to a vacation spot near you!



VOTE CAREFULLY - Every time you vote for a Democrat, an angel has to listen to Wings



TRANSFORMATION - the megalomaniac has nearly completed the transformation of this country. May God save us all!



CULT OF PERSONALITY - This remake is nowhere near as good as the original song by Living Colour



CHANGE? COURTESY OF THE DEMONCRAT PARTY -



MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL.. - Who's the socialist of them all?



ACTUALLY VOTED FOR TARP - Before he was against it. How come everyone that voted for the Porkulus bailout is now against it. You can't run from your voting record, or can you???



THE VACATION STIMULUS - we should have known all along that this was the real economic recovery plan...The Obama's spending lots of vacation money in various U.S. locales.