Tagged with: obama
 | THE MESS: HE'S GETTING US OUT OF IT. - |
 | GROW A PAIR! - |
 | PROMISE? WHAT PROMISE? - |
 | OBAMA'S NASA GOALS - Find funding to refurbish the shuttle? No! Build the Constellation program to replace the shuttle? No! Return to the moon? No! Bow down to Muslim nations again? Ding! Ding! Ding! |
 | THANK YOU! - |
 | LET THEM EAT CAKE - |
 | PRIORITIES - |
 | THIS JUST IN... - |
 | COJONES REMARK WAS 'SEXIST' - |
 | NARCISSISM - |
 | THE MANHATTAN MOSQUE - |
 | POTUS AND TOTUS ON VACATION - |
 | FLIP FLOP... FLOP... FLOP - |
 | CALLING DR. FREUD - |
 | INEXPERIENCED POTUS - He admitted he wasn't qualified back in 2004. I guess he became comfortable with his not knowing what he's doing. |
 | YOU PUT ME IN OFFICE - |
 | THE OVAL OFFICE - An Insider's View |
 | OBAMAPOLOGY - A half-assed apology which is used to get one out of a tight spot while not taking any ownership in what was said. |
 | THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO... - rhymed with soil... possibly toil...maybe foil... oh well it probably wasn't important anyway |
 | MARTIN LUTHER KING JR SAID: - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.” |
 | SUMMER OF RECOVERY - |
 | BARACK OBAMA ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - |
 | THEY TREAT ME LIKE A DOG - Hey Obama: we'll stop treating you like a dog when you stop treating AMERICA like a fire hydrant! |
 | OBAMA PROSPERITY FACTOR - Instead of a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage, we have a few foreclosures on every street. |
 | FREEDOM OF SPEECH - Works for me! |
 | OBAMA'S ENEMIES LIST - Are you on it yet? |
 | LEADERSHIP - "What luck for the rulers that men do not think" -Adolf Hitler |
 | CLASSIC COMEDY - Too bad it ends in Tragedy... |
 | STILL VOTING PRESENT - On Unemployment, BP Oil Spill, Christmas Bomber, The Economy Ft Hood, Memorial Day, and D-Day. |
 | IMAGINE - Imagine the public outcry if George W Bush was caught eyeball-humping the rear of a sixteen-year-old in public. Change! |
 | DEADER 'N A DOORNAIL - and droppin' like a rock |
 | THE DIFFERENCE? - One is an anti-capitalist who hates America and wants to destroy Israel, and the other is hiding in Afghanistan. ~ Mark Klein |
 | VACATION UPDATE - |
 | MUSLIMS IN SPACE - MSM works with NASA to show Muslims-"we care" |
 | CHEERLEADER - What did Papa Obama say about a pig and lipstick? |
 | NASCAR PRESIDENT - Going 200 mph in a constant left turn. If he doesn't pit, he'll spin this country right into the wall. |
 | A WORD FROM THE PRESIDENT - It's A Lot Like This, But You Don't Get That Warm, Satisfied Feeling from Obama Like You Do When You Take A Leak And Wash Your Hands |
 | HOW DARE YOU - Question The Anointed One The One Is Not To Be Questioned |
 | BIG BROTHER - Has Always Been A Leftist |
 | O B A M A - Was Here |
 | OBAMA AUTHORIZES MURDER - The "Presidential Assassination Program" allows the murder of Am. citizens away from the battlefield if the White House determines them to be a terrorist. No trial or due process. There's change for you. |
 | WILL PIMP FOR UNEMPLOYMENT - He had to cover the "Unemployment Creates Jobs" remark |
 | GOLD MEDAL - -Obama Approval Rating- Going downhill faster than Lindsey Vonn |
 | OBAMAITE - |
 | EVERY BODY JUST RELAX - David Axelrod, Rahm Emmanuel, and George Soros are running the county. |
 | FREAK SHOW ATTRACTION - A Black Woman With One Black Boob And One White Boob |
 | UN RESOLUTIONS - He Knows How Serious Those AreTAGS: un resolutions stupid worthless ahmadinejad obama sucks Rating: 5/5 More politifakes by GrouchoMarxist |
 | WILL YOU STILL NEED ME..... - Will you still feed me when I'm 64? Odd, Obamacare provides the answer. |
 | EVERYTHING HE KNOWS - He reads on the TelepromptersTAGS: obama incompetent teleprompter read idiot obama sucks Rating: 5/5 More politifakes by GrouchoMarxist |
 | YODA-ISM: THERE IS ANOTHER! - |
 | ANOTHER GREAT POLITICAL SLOGAN - Killed by Lying Politicians |
 | CABBAGE PATCH OBAMA - Just like the real one except this one has an original birth certificate. |
 | LABOR DAY 2010 - |
 | HUBRIS - Grabbing credit for bringing combat troops out of Iraq and fulfilling a promise, when all you did was use the withdrawal plan created by President Bush. |
 | CHANGE? COURTESY OF THE DEMONCRAT PARTY - |
 | OBAMA TO ATTEND RAMADAN DINNER - Obama to attend Ramadan dinner. He did not attend the non-denominational National Day of Prayer. We understand only too clearly now. |
 | OBAMANOMICS - Think of the money you could be saving. Its not too late to do something about it this November! |
 | NEW POLL FIGURES OUT - Some of us knew this was the outcome long before the election. EPIC FAIL |
 | CAMPAIGN STRATEGY - Just Call Anyone Who Protests A Racist |
 | POWER CORRUPTS - ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY |
 | APPLAUSE - You Could Hear It As This Gentleman Walked Through The Airport |
 | DEMOCRAT PARTY CALLING.... - Hillary, What are you doing in 2012? |
 | POLITICAL WILL AND LONG VIEW - It enabled a nation existing at the subsistence level to build 3900 miles of border fence while the wealthiest nation in history can not manage 800 miles. |
 | ALACRITY - It Ain't His Strong Suit |
 | THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION - Perhaps You'll Settle for Opaque? |
 | LIAR IN CHIEF - IF ELECTED, I will have the most open, honest, and transparent administration ever |
 | WHAT'S IN A NAME? - What a difference 18 months can make for some people. (Some of us knew it all along and were against Obamam before it was cool to be that way.) |
 | OBAMA - Putting the 'dip' in Diplomacy |
 | FLIPPIN THE BIRD - We seem to have a lot of pictures of Obama giving the finger. Time for Barry to grow up. After all, he is the President of the United States |
 | OBAMAO - As China goes capitalist, we go marxist. We just might start seeing the propaganda soon. |
 | NEWSWEEK GETS ONE WRONG - He hasn't been a President |
 | I WANT MY MONEY BACK - Keep the change |
 | OBAMANARCHY - IT'S COMING! Mess with our Constitution, you and your cronies are toast. |
 | HOPE OBAMA'S WATCHING - How to meet Foreign Heads of State |
 | IF BP COULD DO THIS - I Wouldn't Mind Paying More For Gas |
 | REAL-I-TEA CHECK - Even The Annointed One Knows That Reid Is A Goner Come November |
 | O B A M A - "Y,know, ah, There Comes A Time, er, When, ah, You've Made Enough Money, er, And We, eh, Have To Take, er, Some Of It Away, er, From You." |
 | ANYBODY NOTICE? - Obama ain't ready for the 3:00am call He failed the 3:00pm call on Sherrod |
 | COMRADE CEREAL - He Throws Like A Girl |
 | THE 2011 OBAMAMOBILE - By The Time His Cap & Trade Policy Is In Effect, This Will Be The Best You Can Do |
 | DARTH MOHAMMED - Husband to 9 year old little girls |
 | BATMAN - Dropped the ball on this one. |
 | BARACK OBAMA - It’s easy to look good when these two are allowed to speak during your campaign. |
 | JUST LIKE REAL ROCK STARS - That Second Hit Song Is a Little Harder To Come By |
 | LOSING THE WAR - Islamic Extremists have waged a propaganda war and are winning it. As learned in Vietnam, turn the public's opinion against the tragedies of war and they'll elect weak politicians. Hence 2006 and 2008 elections. |
 | EPIC FAIL - Now Obama wants another $50 Billion. The last spending bill worked so well. |
 | THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Specifically British Petroleum Campaign Bucks |
 | QUESTIONABLE - Stating that the President who has spent the past 32 years married to a librarian doesn't know what a library is. |
 | FAMILY LOVE - I'm sure Barry knows a good reason why Samson's fingerprints were involved in a sexual assault case of a 13-year-old. |
 | CLOSET CASE - If you fill up the Presidential Library with pro-Socialist books, but refuse to admit you are one publicly... |
 | TONY REZKO - Obama's Friends Have Convictions |
 | OOOH MAN! - He Broke the President |
 | MY CONCERNED FACE - Do I Look Concerned Enough? I've Been Practicing All Week |
 | OBAMA MAKES SENSE NOW - Thanks for the Tokes, Tokin. It's how I spent the Carter years, but I Didn't have to smoke that much. |
 | I DID NOT HAVE SACHS'UAL RELATIONS WITH THOSE PEOPLE - GOLDMAN SACHS |
 | THE COST OF INACTION IS TO GREAT - blah blah Healthcare blah blah Wall Street blah blah jobs blah blah Global Warming... Stop me if you've heard it |
 | OBAMA CARE - Bend over |
 | OBAMATH - Following Democratic tradition....there's Obamanomics fer ya |
 | STIMULUS - This is Obama Stimulus Math. Any questions? |
 | ENERGY INDEPENDENCE - If we could just harness the wind from this blowhard. |
 | OBAMA THE MESSIAH? - He's more like Moses! Wandering around aimlessly, blaming everything on the Bush. |
 | KUTNER - |
 | PROGRESS? - |
 | THE HAND BEHIND THE MAN - May be time to change hands |
 | C.H.A.N.G.E. - What do you mean? Change you can believe in? Who's gonna believe he's ours? |
 | HE WHO DISAGREETH WITH ME - Is A Racist No, Really, It Says So On The Podium Must Be True |
 | WOW - I Fired That USDA Racist For The NAACP And Fox News Is The One Catching Flak For It Go Figure?!? |
 | SELF-PORTRAITS - Very Prevelent Among Those With Extremely Narcissistic Personalities And Delusions Of Grandeur |
 | GULF OIL SPILL DISASTER - Do You Really Believe That The Obama Administration's Deplorable Response To This Crisis and The Fact That Soros Owns Most Of Brazil Petroleum Is Coincidence? |
 | WE DON' NEED NO STINKIN' GREEN CARD - Union Card? Si! Voter Registration? Si! |
 | SUDDENLY - Democrats are concerned about a black candidate with no resume or experience |
 | LIAR IN CHIEF - CRITICIZED Bush for "Liberty-threatening", un-Constitutional Patriot Act THEN (once elected) REAUTHORIZED IT !!!! |
 | HAPPY NOW?!! - I'm tired of the negative media protrayal of black-men. They always show some ignorant brother in a shower cap or doo-rag It's never a blackman in a SUIT!! |
 | SUBMISSION ACCOMPLISHED, 4-22-10 - Pentagon disinvites Franklin Graham from prayer service over Islam comments |
 | FUTURE WHITEHOUSE SITE - For The Last Time Michelle, I Know You Are Not Accustomed To This, But It's The Best We Can Do For Now! |
 | DEMOCRATS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH GOLDMAN SACHS BAILOUT - |
 | BEING PRESIDENT - Means getting to play expensive courses while 550 troops have died. |
 | THEY MARCHED AT SELMA ALABAMA - So Obama's parents could have a little boy four years earlier. |
 | THE FRESH PRINCE - Of Bill Ayers |
 | THE NEW SYMBOL OF HOPE/CHANGE - As in "Someday it will be all over with and we can rebuild and move on". |
 | DRAWN LIKE A BLACK GEORGE W BUSH - But with triple the unpopularity. |
 | TODAY'S SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE - |
 | TWITTERING - (Insert your own "twit" comment here.) |
 | BIG EFFIN' DEAL - But Not As Big, Or Important As Being The First Sitting President To Appear On The VIEW |
 | THE ECONOMY - Money is NOT toilet paper STOP WASTING IT WASHINGTON! |
 | BURNING MONEY - You know when you are in trouble When you lose money faster By spending it then burning it |
 | LIAR IN CHIEF - IF ELECTED, I will immediately start withdrawing troops from Iraq & Afghanistan, ending those wars in six months |
 | SCARCITY - The one thing a liberal will not "buy." |
 | UNLESS VAT LOOKS LIKE THIS - ITS HARMFUL TO US |
 | TRANSPARENCY IN THE GULF - |
 | THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR - |
 | OBAMA'S NEW MISSION FOR NASA - Improving relations with Muslims. Because people stuck in the 8th century hold the key to space flight. Elections have consequences. |
 | OBAMA MEETS THE VOLT - |
 | THE RED SEA OF DEBT - |
 | RECOVERY SUMMER - |
 | MARX, LENIN, AND MAO - It's probably not fair to compare Obama to those guys They had way more political experience |
 | NOT REALLY A TAX - |
 | SUMMER VACATION - |
 | STRANGE, BUT TRUE - |
 | YOUR MAJESTY - Yes, I Would Like Fries With That |
 | NEW PARTY MEMBERSHIP - A progressive/marxist organization founded by Daniel Cantor & Joel Rogers. Teamed with ACORN and SEIU to push the Democratic party to the left. Obama was one of their candidates in '96. |
 | THE CHILDREN SANG.... - For Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Saddam, Kim Jong Il, and Obama. |
 | OUR HANDS-OFF PRESIDENT - He's Far More Interested In The Position Than He Ever Was In The Responsibility That Comes With It |
 | SHAMWOW! - Soaks up your wealth and spreads it to the lazy fuckers who use welfare as a career oppertunity |
 | MEDIA DEFLECTS THE BLAME - |
 | AHA! - This answers a lot of questions. |
 | WHO MOURNS FOR OBAMA? - |
 | HAVING THE RIGHT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT - |
 | MORE EXTREMISTS WITH NO EXPERIENCE! - |
 | GOOD ADVICE - Its Priceless |
 | OBAMASPEAK - To say what you want whenever you want and whatever you say at the moment you say it is the truth |
 | THE BLAME GAME - Obama spins to winTAGS: obama never takes responsiblility for his many failures Rating: 4.88/5 More politifakes by DLM4 |
 | JUST WORDS - No Tax Increase on Families Making Under 250k, ban Earmarks, Won't force you to buy insurance, Health Care debates on C-Span, Transparency, 5 day review of bills on line |
 | HOPE AND CHANGE - or was that "Bait and Switch" |
 | AND THE #1 REASON... - All the lazy career welfare fucks realized that if they gave an ounce of effort for the first time in their lives then they would get a president who would pay them more for deing nothing more than lazy fuckers |
 | OBAMA'S ELECTRIC CAR - The new Volt from GM (govt motors) is far more expensive than much better cars. Do you think this 'green' toy can out perform them? BTW, most electricity comes from burning coal. |
 | MAKES ME WANT TO OPEN A BUMPER STICKER SHOP . . . - . . . but with Obama letting the Bush tax cuts expire, I'd be bankrupt. |
 | THE MASTER PLAN - After repeatedly violating the Constitution and going against the will of the American citizens, you have to create a new voting base. Obama's strategy...AMNESTY. |
 | OBAMAFINGER - To flip someone off by scratching your cheek with your middle finger. You do this so that you can flip someone off and still pretend to be above that sort of thing. |
 | WILL ROGERS' QUOTE - "There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in." Like National Defense or the Economy or Job Creation or Oil Spills or Border Security or the Constitution or... |