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WALL STREET PROTESTERS - because going out and earning money to buy your 'stuff' is sooo "old School"!




" ROLL UP! ROLL UP FOR OBAMA’S MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR! – STEP RIGHT THIS WAY. " - While on the Magical Mystery Tour, he will be increasing employment BY MAGIC. Roll up! Roll up for the mystery tour.




" BRAZIL STIFFS OBAMA ON OIL DEAL " - Brazil Stiffs Obama on Oil Deal,sells to China. Exposing again President's Incompetence.




THE U.S. ECONOMY - The dollar isn't worth a crap anymore but it does make good toilet paper




PRESS SECRETARY CARNEY DECLARED THURSDAY THAT “THE WHITE HOUSE DOESN’T CREATE JOBS.” -




YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - Obama Praises Wall Street Protesters, Calls TEA Party Extreme Maybe mommy will pick up after them while they expect us to pay their tuition and give them free stuff.!




OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Probably got everything they wanted as a child, now demand it as an adult.




LOCKING UP AMERICA'S NATURAL RESOURCES - Uncle Soros would be proud.




IS IT A BAD IDEA - to have a snowball fight with pitching great Randy Johnson?




TOILET PAPER TAX - FREEDOM & TOILET PAPER, who thought they'd go together. What a resounding endorsement of our CAPITALIST SYSTEM based on BUTT WIPE.




BRITISH PETROLEUM - They Know!




FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS - Yet, it’s worth noting that crude oil and liquids pipelines already safely coexist with the aquifer, with almost 21,000 miles of pipeline crossing Nebraska. - Forbes.com




BIG OIL - I'll give you a hint...it's not Texas.




"ONCE BIG OIL, ALWAYS BIG OIL!" - AMEN. P.S., anyone with Shop 101 or better knowledge knows that ethanol eats up engine gaskets and o-rings.




YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS - This is a photo (on a good day) of the actual 2000 acres of ANWR where 10 billion barrels of oil awaits. An area 1/5th the size of Dulles Airport.




AND THE PEOPLE SAID.... - AMEN!




TRANSPARENCY IN THE GULF -




LOGIC -




LET ME BE CLEAR: PRIORITIES - Mwah, Mwah, Mwah, Mwah (sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher)




OIL SPILL 85DAYS, 16H 25MIN - vs 3 vacations, numerous golfing dates, white house entertainment dinners, TV shows, celebrations, concerts... wanna bet who will take the credit on this one?


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