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If ISIS is contained... -

It's A Sad State Of Affairs -


AGNOSTICISM - The only true Religion.

DEMOTIVATING AMERICA - bit by bit, day by day, dream by dream, its called Liberal Nirvana!

Hillary Voter ID Hypocrisy -

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mittromney - June 10, 2015, 5:26 pm
/to be fair, she wants let everyone vote without ID. that's f*****g idiotic. how would you stop the same doofus from going through the line twice or even thrice, without something in the way of identifying one nutter voter from another?/

U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.

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americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?

57 STATES - In the United States of Obama

WHEN WILL OUR NEWS MEDIA - Report the truth to the American people? (its like an inside joke that they don't get)

Hillary's Most Outrageous Claim Of All-Time -

FREEDOM - Bill of Rights that protects a right to keep and bear arms Is one of the most sanctified American freedoms

NERMAL - While Osama remains at large, the United States did succeed finding a very cute cat in Abu Dhabi.


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KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:31 am
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:25 am
Great point! So how do you think the people in #4 feel about the taxing people making over 250K a year thing? Bear in mind if a teacher is married to a fireman they make over 250K a year...or is this you are hearing about it?
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:19 am
But the "smartest" state elected him didn't they? Again and again...wasn't that your point? High IQ=better voting? Good to see you like the united bi-partisan approach though!
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:45 am
methinks he's been ingesting too much embalming fluid. I wonder how bad the fumes alone are messing up his head
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 12:34 am

Agreed. "Opiates don't f*** up the mind"? LOLwut?..... Crazytown.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:26 am
Oh yes it does. Look at Edgar Allen Poe. He was wasted on it most of the time. Supposedly the only way he could write the wacky stuff he wrote.
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:25 am
What's that have to do with anything? They are personal friends.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:28 pm
Opiates don't f*** up the mind to that extreme. You smoke medical marijuana?
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:27 pm
No, it's highly accurate.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:26 pm
Lieberman? LMAO, he was kissing McCain's a** throughout the entire 2008 campaign.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:25 pm
One term Mitt - they Chose EMK for the senate, not Mittstery.
arnnatz - October 15, 2012, 7:15 pm
or a chart I made up when I was zonked on opiates
thatmfguy - October 15, 2012, 7:04 pm
Title should have been "logical fallacies"
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 6:08 pm
#1 on the list elected a good Senator...
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:21 pm
#2 on the list elected Mitt as governor...

NEXT - They will tell you where to live

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TechnoDemon - November 10, 2012, 2:46 pm
At this moment, gas here (in Kitchener, Ontario, Canada) is CDN $1.25/liter. 1 US gallon = 3.785 Liters CDN $1 = US $0.99 So, Gas in Canada is US $4.68/gallon. Gas prices - at the HIGHEST - according to current data are UD $3.97/gallon in the US. Shut up.
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 7:11 am
Coming Soon thanks to the those libtard moochers and losers

Warmist Insanity: Climate Change Is Causing Child Marriage -

LIVIN LARGE - Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: FLOTUS is accused of spending $10million in public money on her vacations

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MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:42 pm

FACTUAL TRUTH - "Separation of church and state" is NOT in the Constitution. It is a liberal lie. Read it agian, fools.

Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent Claim -

The Problem With America -

EUROPEAN UNION BANS FULL BODY AIRPORT SCANNERS OVER SAFETY CONCERNS - So why are they still allowed in the US? And why does the TSA Intend To Deploy Body Scanners At Rail, Bus, Ferry Terminals?

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" OBAMA SIGNS NDAA INTO LAW, DISMANTLES BILL OF RIGHTS " - And then i told them : " My administration will not authorize the indefinite military detention without trial of American citizens

SOCIAL DEMOCRACY - The doctrine whereby You can cease being responsible for yourself By pretending to be responsible for everything else

TSA - Ten years, and not a single terrorist plot foiled with your useless fondling.


Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Reboot: Hillary 4.0! Or Is It 5.0, Or 6.0??? -

Hildabeast Rotten Clinton -

Separation of Church and State -

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 11:53 am
Actually they based it more on the principles of the Enlightenment, such as the philosophy of John Locke. http://www.articlemyriad.com/influence-enlightenment-formation-united-states/
Oyster - May 5, 2013, 11:35 am
You're right. And the Founders didn't base the country on Christian values and schools were not held in churches either...
PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 9:19 am
Are you trying to say we have no separation of church & state in this country? That would be incorrect.
Oyster - May 5, 2013, 8:40 am
There is no such thing. It is No State Church. Again, twisting the Constitution in an attempt to match an agenda. sad, very sad.

Separation of Church and State -

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Renza - May 1, 2013, 5:20 pm
accepting that all the important parts are ridiculous is basically admitting it's a false religion though, not that they'd admit it.
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 5:06 pm
I had a great conversation this morning with a Jehovah Witness that dropped by and we both agreed that god is not the man on the cloud. Almost no one believes that any more. But I do expect fundies to ignore the treaty of tripoly for their fantasy world.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:43 pm
Actually that would be the beliefs of Biblical literalists, like evangelicals, etc. Most Christians are not Biblical literalists.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 4:36 pm
Good luck trying to convince the religious types of that... most of them believe a bearded guy on a cloud made everything 5000 years ago and fit 2 of all animals on the planet into a small yacht while flooding the planet for a month... facts are useless
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:02 pm
... all the others. In fact, that was the impetus behind Jefferson's Danbury letter, to a**ure the Danbury Baptists they would not be discriminated against just because of their denomination.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:01 pm
Curiously, reading through the material, it wasn't so much based on distrust of Christianity per se, but rather distrust between Christian denominations at the time. Each one wanted to make sure that no individual denomination had an advantage over ...
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 3:07 pm
I'm not saying the treaty its self needs to stand, but it does give us a look at the level of separation of church and state the founding fathers intended for America. It clearly displays there intention that religion never get in the way of policy.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
If you read the actual decision instead of the Summarized For Dummies version, you'll see it. http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/07-290.ZO.html
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:36 pm
I don't see anything in the ruling that supports your bs. You can read (or have read to you) the following: http://www.lawnix.com/cases/dc-heller.html
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 7:30 pm
You mean the part where they recognized that Second Amendment rights are subject to reasonable restrictions?
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:08 pm
Treaties mean nothing. As a reference look up the treaties we signed with the native americans. They were well worded and not worth the paper they were written on.
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:06 pm
ever hear of District of Columbia v Heller? You might want to look that up.
crankyhead - April 30, 2013, 3:28 pm
I'm pretty sure the term "well regulated militia" appears in there somewhere. Anyone know which amendment that one is?
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:29 pm
into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan [Mohammedan] nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:28 pm
As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility,[Muslims],—and as the said States never entered
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:28 pm
Says the opposite in the Treaty of Tripoli (1796) as a matter of fact.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 5:09 am
StoneTools - April 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
Nowhere in our constitution does it say anything about background checks for guns either.

Edward Snowden -

WE ARE THE 53% - If you don't like it, go sponge off Mommy & Daddy, not the rest of us!


WHAT I LEARNED IN AFGHANISTAN - Is that theocratic states are pure tyranny.

THIOMAS JEFFERSON: - I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

DEMOCRATS - Can't handle the truth, so they lie...

Hillary Clinton's Failed Foreign Policy Legacy -

MAYHEM IS EVERYWHERE - Especially in the Treasury. Are you in good hands?

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Liberals were right- it was kind of a racial thing. Obama Hates Americans!

LAST TIME I CHECKED - I don't seem to remember the parts about Life, less freedom and the pursuit of other people's assets. Remind me again where it talks about the establishment of a permanent nanny state too?


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...ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR... - sounds like creationism in the Declaration, isn't that a religious belief?

QUESTION - How do you starve an Obama supporter? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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WILLIAM GLADSTONE - "Liberalism is trust of the people tempered by prudence. Conservatism is distrust of the people tempered by fear"

Separation of Church and State -

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Cannabal - April 27, 2013, 12:23 pm
Truth is, putting your hand on the Bible makes it a religious oath, but don't tell the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court that one.
PapaFox - April 27, 2013, 9:46 am
*Blink* Are you serious?? With all the conservatives fighting against reproductive rights, LGBT equality, trying to force religion into schools and discourage science when it clashes with their beliefs...?
JGalt - April 27, 2013, 8:49 am
funny, how that's not happening...for the most part

United Stasi of America -

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think its wrong for religious leaders to be involved in politics, unless their names happen to be Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson.

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The Matrix Has You -

MADE IN AMERICA - even the 1st Lady doesn't listen to Obama when it comes to her dresses

Pope Francis' Mind-Blowing Display of Stupidity & Hypocrisy -

NEGATIVE RATING IN 37 STATES - and 20 more to go!

PROGRESSIVISM - Every step we take towards making the State our Caretaker of our lives, by that much we move toward making the State our Master. -Eisenhower

Hillary Supporters Should Read This. It's Even Highlighted For Them -

OWS: EAT THE RICH - We reject their "Big Brother" and "Nanny-state" solutions to redistribute wealth without working for it!

U.S. DEPT. OF EDUCATION - Spending $71 billion a year to ensure education never becomes a federal issue.


" I'LL GET YOU " - OBAMA PLANS TO CREATE INTERNET ID FOR ALL AMERICANS . - We are not talking about a national ID card. We are not talking about a government-controlled system. It will be released by the president in a few months.

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$38, 500 PER PLATE -

" 2012 - 2016 MORE CHANGE " - The New World Order Obama Style.

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RONALD REAGAN : US PRESIDENT - AMERICAN PATRIOT - Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.

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" AS PROMISED, OBAMA IS DESTROYING COAL INDUSTRY " - " If somebody wants to build a coal powered plant they can, it's just that it will bankrupt them."

NANNYISM - Why take care of yourself when you can have the government do it for you?


YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - "I've been to all 57 states.....2 more to go"

Nanny State -

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OTC - June 22, 2013, 7:02 pm
When the income tax was implemented, it was said that it would never go above 7%. Trust your government, right


2013 STATE OF THE UNION - Ever notice how Congress responds over nothing like a bunch of clapping seals

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PapaFox - February 14, 2013, 7:23 am
That DOES get a little irritating after a while.

PUNISHED BY OBAMA - Dont punish us any more

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GrouchoMarxists - November 19, 2017, 9:40 pm
... NCAA is a thug cult ...

OBAMA'S ADMIN "NATIONAL SECURITY" SECRET - MEET SOPA'S EVIL TWIN, ACTA - Until EU began leaking the document’s text, the Obama admin was claiming the accord was a "national security" secret. "Obama reelection security" secret sounds more like it!

stateists -

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Income Inequality -

WE DID NOT WANT TO BAN GUNS - When it was our government kiling innocent students!

TRIPLE DIP RECESSION - within 48 hours of O's re-election, dozens of major US corporations announce huge layoffs. Welcome to the new normal

NO WONDER - No wonder liberals want to try to make a big deal about Romneys off-hand comment about airplane windows!

" THE BARBECUERS " - The Barbarians versus the Barbecuers. yeeeeaaaahhhh...... what a 'Teaparty' that will be.

KState5470 -

Statism -

learning from history -

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.

John Tyler -

THE VICTORY FUND - 6 fundraisers by F.O.T.U.S. in one day. Things are going according to plan....

IMAGE - He was a hero in the War of 1812. He admitted Michigan and Arkansas to the Union. He championed early state rights. Then, he got his picture taken. Damn.

one word: -

independence day -

" ISRAEL HAS NOTHING TO FEAR.....BUT " - Kerry refused to sign the December 20 2012 letter in support of continuing sanctions against Iran.

LINCOLNS - We could use a few, nowadays

LIBERAL EDUCATION - are you enlighten?

Picket Lines And Picket Signs -

Electric Eyes -

NEXT - you will be making "too much money" so they can 'spread the wealth around'

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thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 8:47 am
He's just happy to have something to protest. Things got lonely after 'Nam ended.



'I GO SHOOTING ALL THE TIME' - “I guarantee you Barack Obama ain’t taking my shotguns, so don’t buy that malarkey,” Joe Biden.

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Some of us tried to warn everyone before the election..... lets hope we got smarter for November 2012

Unilateral decision on Syria? -

The Sooner State -

AMERICA - You are losing your freedom of choice, day by day, bit by bit, by the politicians you elect to 'take care of you'.

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JGalt - November 9, 2012, 11:25 pm
Let them starve! Food might be better than the crap they are snorting or injecting, but that does not seem to be a worry for the Bloomborg regime
JGalt - November 9, 2012, 11:24 pm
Bloomborg won't let people donate food to the homeless because it cannot be evaluated for fat, salt and sugar content. What a maroon!
thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 8:36 am
So are Democrats, apparently. Neither party is truly "pro-rights/pro-choice. they both are only "pro-choice" for rights/decisions they agree with.
PapaFox - November 9, 2012, 8:14 am
Haven't you heard? The Repugnicans are anti-choice.


Low Information Voters -

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THE CLOWN'S JOBS BILL - This is what it is really all about.