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 | WE'RE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS - |
 | NARCISSISM - |
 | POTUS AND TOTUS ON VACATION - |
 | A GLIMPSE TO THE FUTURE - March, 2012 |
 | I SEE DEAD PEOPLE - And you can bet your sweet a$$ they will be voting for me in November just like they do in Chicago! |
 | TYPICAL PROTESTOR - Yeah, That's Going To Make All The Difference. Take The Wells Away from An Inept Company And Let An Inept Administration Run Them |
 | I AM NOT A CWOOK - i did nothing wong in hewping Maxine with the bank baiwout money. Us powiticians hawve to watch out fow each other. (cwooks of a feather fwock together) |
 | ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER - |
 | THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO... - rhymed with soil... possibly toil...maybe foil... oh well it probably wasn't important anyway |
 | MARINE CORPSE - From the archives. TOTUS strikes again! |
 | SURVIVAL GUIDE - How to get through the next two years.... |
 | I KNOW, ARNOLD, IKNOW - But this is our last hope. You HAVE to go back to the past and prevent the Founder of British Petroleum from ever being born. His name was William Knox. This is a picture of his mother. |
 | SHAME - You have to have principles and ethics first... |
 | I'LL GET TO JOBS EVENTUALLY - But there is so much work to be done..... |
 | NASA OUTREACH TO MUSLIMS - |
 | URINALYSIS - Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check, since I have to pass one to earn it for them??? |
 | TERMINAITON NOTICE - 83 days and counting. Party time November 3rd, 2010 The end of an error! |
 | SAVING PRIVATE LYIN - Not possible at this point. |
 | THE FIRST VICTIMS - Of Government Run Health Care and an Obama-style regime! |
 | 3 TENORS - Oops, sorry that was last night. Tonight its the "3 stooges" |
 | LAWMAKING = SAUSAGEMAKING - They say you don't want to see either process! Lawmaking- they really do pass laws without having written or reading them! |
 | KAKISTOCRACY - n., pl., -cies. Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. Yup, that pretty much decribes the way it is.... |
 | FORMER SENATOR BARBARA BOXER - Because she's worked so damned hard to get that title too! |
 | TOUGH TIMES - With the tough economy, even J-Lo and Rhianna are reduced to recycling their Glad trash bags as 'designer' outfits |
 | LEANING TO THE LEFT - Yes I do lean to the left! You got a problem with that? |
 | IT'S OK TO LIE - If its OK to lie about earning Congressional medals of honor.... what other lies are we being told? |
 | THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH - Hillary Reminds us that the right to free speech is not just for liberals! |
 | GROUND ZERO MOSQUE - I'm investing in this Franchise right next door. My buddy is putting a strip joint/bar on the other side. Investors needed. |
 | OBAMA TO ATTEND RAMADAN DINNER - Obama to attend Ramadan dinner. He did not attend the non-denominational National Day of Prayer. We understand only too clearly now. |
 | NEW POLL FIGURES OUT - Some of us knew this was the outcome long before the election. EPIC FAIL |
 | HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF - Perhaps the poison is a bit slower-acting this time. |
 | M.O.T.U.S. - Marxist of the United States |
 | V.O.T.U.S - Vacationer of the United States |
 | AN INCONVENIENT LAWSUIT - The heat Al Gore is feeling is not global warming but rather the rath of several masseuses who may be initiating civil suits. |
 | BOTTOM'S UP! - We've gone right from the "Beer moments" to the "Snake-Oil moments". |
 | I WESENT ANY IMPWICATIONS - I wesent the impwications that my efforts wesulted in the cowwapse of Fweddie Mac and Fannie Mae.. these institutions wemain vewy solvent and I will wead the investigation into any iweegal impwopwieties!" |
 | OBAMAO - As China goes capitalist, we go marxist. We just might start seeing the propaganda soon. |
 | PAUL REVERE'S RIDE - Rather than cry "The Socialists are coming" this rallying cry is: "NOVEMBER is coming", "November is coming". Remember to vote out the Obamacrats and big goverment career politicians. |
 | DEMOCRAZY - Yup, that's the word for it allright! |
 | MICHELLE ANTOINETTE - Queen of conspicuous consumption does it again. $500 sneakers, exotic vacations in Spain. |
 | THUMBING THEIR NOSES - Yeah, that's pretty much what the current administration thinks of the will of the AMERICAN voter.TAGS: they all need to look up democratic republic in the dictionary Rating: 5/5 More politifakes by JGalt |
 | SHARIA LAW - Coming soon |
 | MINNESOTA DREAM TEAM - Notice the obvious absense of the whole "hopey-changey" thingy. |
 | GETTING RELIGION - We need more "Come to Jesus" meetings with these SOB's we call leaders |
 | THE DISCLOSE ACT - Because Nothing says "Silence the Opposition" like exempting traditionally democratic organizations from regulations they impose on others!TAGS: why should big unions and other liberal organizations be exempt from regs they want passed on to conservative organizations Rating: 5/5 More politifakes by JGalt |
 | THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH - Watch out guys, there's a new bunch of clowns eating your lunch! They appear daily in the U.S. Senate and Congress! |
 | THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN - While some of the crooks got big bonuses on Wall St., most of the crooks received big campaign donations and got re-elected! |
 | TEAM GRIFTERS - Setting the bar very high for graft, corruption, sleaze and other outrageous behaviors. |
 | THE BUCKS STOPPED HERE - BP,University of California, Goldman Sachs, Harvard, Microsoft Corp, Google, Citigroup, JPMorgan, Time Warner, Sidley Austin, Stanford University, UBS AG, IBM, Columbia University, Morgan Stanley, G.E., US Govt. |
 | THE BUCK STOPS HERE - Specifically British Petroleum Campaign Bucks |
 | TONY REZKO - Obama's Friends Have Convictions |
 | ROBERT GIBBS - Wasn't He That Creepy Butler in "The Shining"? |
 | OBAMA MAKES SENSE NOW - Thanks for the Tokes, Tokin. It's how I spent the Carter years, but I Didn't have to smoke that much. |
 | DER TERMINATOR - He Didn't Bring Much Joy To Either Party |
 | BIDEN'S TOMBSTONE - We're Getting It Ready For 2012 Big Freakin' Dummy |
 | THE COST OF INACTION IS TO GREAT - blah blah Healthcare blah blah Wall Street blah blah jobs blah blah Global Warming... Stop me if you've heard it |
 | RALLYING CALL... - The Many, The Pissed, The Taxpayers |
 | WHEN? - Nancy, we're waiting! Do the right thing! pull the plug to start draining the swamp!! |
 | JOB DESCRIPTION - pretty much all you need to know to be a community organizer from ACORN! |
 | AL "SEX POODLE" GORE - street credibility now zero! |
 | TERMINATOR: VENGEANCE - The scariest of the Terminator series! |
 | NANCY "MEDUSA" PELOSI - Look too long and you turn into a statue! |
 | 2011 - Maybe Linda McMahon can bring some of Vince's buddies to DC to 'knock some sense' into the swampmonsters. |
 | DEFICITRAISER - He will send your savings straight to Hell |
 | ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO DISTORT - Appearing weakly on the McLaughlin Troup (in the liberal tradition). |
 | THE COTTON GIN - Did The new JEEP add, call it a GREAT AMERICAN INVENTION? Well you wanted to have a Black President so BAD! That crap is LEGAL NOW! |
 | BILL CLINTON - Touring The Gulf Oil Spill |
 | ATTORNEY GENERAL - This Guy Couldn't Be Any WORSE Than Eric Holder |
 | DEMOCRATS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH GOLDMAN SACHS BAILOUT - |
 | SAUDI OWNED - AND ITS NOT JUST THE LIBRARY IN LIL ROCK |
 | LAST DAYS - At the rate we are going, they are coming soon. |
 | WAYWARD HAYWARD - WE'll FIND YA!! We'll find ya!! |
 | WORTHWHILE THROAT - |
 | THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR - |
 | OUR ROYAL WEDDING - |
 | WASHINGTON, D.C. LANDMARKS - |
 | RESTORING HONOR - IT'S UP TO US. - |
 | THE CHILDREN SANG.... - For Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Saddam, Kim Jong Il, and Obama. |
 | IMMIGRATION LAW PROTESTORS - At Least This One Is Honest About It |
 | BRISTOL DUMPS LEVI - The media thinks this or Lindsay is more important than telling us that Missouri flat out rejected Obamacare 71-29%. Outrageous! |
 | NATIONAL GUARD TO MISS DEADLINE - |
 | LISTEN TO AL! HE'S SERIOUS! - |
 | MAKES ME WANT TO OPEN A BUMPER STICKER SHOP . . . - . . . but with Obama letting the Bush tax cuts expire, I'd be bankrupt. |
 | N A S A - Apparently Their Mission Has Changed |
 | PROPAGANDIST - Gibbs? Goebbels? What Difference Does It Make? They're Both Working For A Fascist Leader |
 | WELKOME TO OBAMA'S AMERIKA - We don't care about your citizenship, but you MUST provide health insurance papers comrade! |
 | POTUS IS A CHRISTIAN - dontcha just love the MSM subliminal use of photography to sell their kool aid? |
 | PRIORITIES - Because nothing says "I care" about jobs and the economy more than appearing on this cackle-fest. |
 | SIC SEMPER TRYANNIS - The state motto of Virgina- gives us hope. Hang on till 2012. The end of an error. |
 | MR. AHMADINIJHAD - Tell The Viewers What's Next On Your Agenda |
 | TOLERANCE - |
 | 2010 TOLERANCE AWARD - |
 | AREN'T YOU RELIEVED TO KNOW...? - |
 | CRUEL AND UNUSUAL - Expecting The Children Of Liberals To Actually Become Productive Members Of Society |
 | KLEPTOCRACY - A government by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed |
 | PUNCHLINE OF HISTORICAL PROPORTIONS - What is Black, White & Red All Over? |
 | OBAMANOTOMY - the surgical procedure which results in blind worship of a president before he/she actually achieves anything |
 | REDEFINING MARRIAGE - As long as we are redefining marriage, why stop at one- bring back polygamy. How about marrying cousins, family, etc. while we're doing all this social re-engineering stuff? |
 | FARSCAPE, THE SEQUEL - Now we know what happened to Scorpius after Farscape was cancelled |
 | TOTUS 2.0 - Still Epic Failure |
 | BOTTOM UP ECONOMICS - How's that idea working out for y'all now? |
 | THE FEDERAL RESERVE - Sorry Mr Obama but there is a bottom to this pit. |
 | TODAY'S INCONVENIENT TRUTH - |
 | THE SECOND AMENDMENT - Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British, he shot them.TAGS: george washington british revolutionary war second amendment free speech Rating: 4.71/5 More politifakes by DLM4 |
 | THE CO-CONSPIRATOR FROM S. CAROLINA - This is the next RINO that has earned himself a pink slip. We will not continue to be ignored. We will be heard! |
 | HISTORY CHANNEL - Nothing destroys credibility quite like asking P.Diddy's opinion on US History. |
 | ARIZONA - You Make Me Proud To Be An American |
 | A YOUNG BARACK SOETORO LEARNS HIS LESSONS... - |
 | COMING TO YOUR GARAGE SOON - If they can make you buy health insurance, they can make you buy their cars too. |
 | HINDENBURG OMEN - Its coming! Thanks Barack, Thanks Nancy, Thanks Harry, Thanks Barney, Thanks Chris, Thanks Maxine, Thanks Charlie, Thanks Chuckie! |
 | PHOTOSHOPPING - Fighting Tyranny, One image at a time! |
 | BOTTOMS UP - Beer: Works Great Economy: Not So Much |
 | CHENEY'S IMMIGRATION PLAN - Charlton Heston is in are you? |
 | TO DO LIST - |
 | THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY - |
 | DECISION TIME - |
 | NO MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO! - |
 | VICTORY SPEECH - |
 | HIRAM RHODES REVELS - The First Black Senator. (Republican) |
 | OBAMA'S BITCH - Being used by the White House to illegally offer a Presidential advisory position to get Rep Sestak to drop out of the PA Senate race. That's low, even for you Mr. President. |
 | HISTORICAL REVISIONISTS - Abe supported the Constitution like Tea Party members do. How soon before the liberals start calling Abe a racist too? |
 | KAKISTROCRACY - |
 | EXCEPT TO... - fascism, slavery, tyranny, Holocaust... and oh ya it created the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA |
 | OBAMA SPEAKS TO A RACIST ORGANIZATION - It wasn't the TEA Party. |
 | COMMISSIONER -TAGS: national debt crisis obama leadership void sen simpson to lead debt commission Rating: 4.56/5 More politifakes by Chillax |
 | COMPROMISE - Lets agree to respect each others views. No matter how wrong yours may be. |
 | COME OUT & PLAY - |
 | IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID - |
 | REMEMBER TO RECYCLE - Public Service Announcement by your local Libertarians |
 | THE VICTIMS OF WAR ARE NOT THE DICTATORS - |
 | OXYMORON - Democrats work hard |
 | NUTCRACKER - |
 | THOMAS JEFFERSON - |
 | WE CAN SEE YOU -TAGS: transparency recess appointments photo by scotty starnes Rating: 4.5/5 More politifakes by Chillax |
 | TOP 10 DEMOCRATIC PARTY SLOGANS - These Are The Principles They Live By |
 | POSITION - It is not where you stand It is what you stand for |
 | STOCK UP NOW! - |
 | JOBLESS CLAIMS PEAK - With more economic bad news, jobless claims at an all time high this year, Nero must be ready for another vacation. No, wait, he already is on vacation! |
 | YOU NEED TO BE DOCUMENTED - Just like the rest of us. Drivers License, SS Card, Proof of auto and health insurance. |
 | NAKED AIRLINES - The safest way to fly |
 | LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S SMART.... - I invented the internet! |
 | BIDEN-CLINTON - One in the same. |
 | NEW DRESS CODE - there should be a congressional dress code like this so you can see who bought and paid for your elected representatives! |
 | POTATOE - Remember when this was the threshold of stupid? Obama and Biden got this beat by a long shot. |
 | STARFLEET - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Lingers On |
 | PERJURY - When You Absolutely Need Someone Who Is Unafraid To Lie On Your Behalf Call On The Best |
 | VEGAS, 2025 - Where all washed up has-beens go- VEGAS! |
 | - In space no one can hear you scream "Allahu Akbar!" |
 | BE CAREFUL FOR WHAT YOU WISH FOR . . . - . . . you may get it. |
 | LET ME BE CLEAR: PRIORITIES - Mwah, Mwah, Mwah, Mwah (sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher) |
 | DR. FIST - PROCTOLOGIST - |
 | FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A. |
 | MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO - Don't muslims like to erect mosques where they make conquests or are victorious in battle. America WTF??? WAKE UP |
 | C.O.T.U.S. - Coward of the United States, cowering before world leaders, one bow at a time |
 | THE WIZARD OF OZBAMA - Does not want you to look behind the curtain! |
 | TO DO LIST - 1. Tell Bristol abstinance is the only acceptable form of birth control.... DAMN! I knew I forgot something. |
 | THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO U.N. - And Played Ole Bammy Like A $5.00 Fiddle |
 | 2010: IT'S TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE - (and the Senate too) |
 | CHANGED? - Obama changed from bad to worse |
 | ASSURANCE - The mistakes of the past will not be repeated. |