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THE COMPLETE QUOTE - "I want him (Obama) to fail, IF his agenda is a far-left collectivism, some people say socialism. Why would I want socialism to succeed?"




OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost."




TELEPROMPTER CRUTCH - Because it's easier to read a message of "Hope" and "Change" than to actually know your message.




$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?




PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers




OBAMA'S MARKET - Notes written in crayon so liberals can understand it.




SILVER LINING - I just found mine!




OBAMA GNOMES - They've got a plan to fix the energy crisis!




GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan




SIEU GOES COMMUNIST - Obama's union goes Commie. Google it! Happy with that hopey changey thingy yet?




BIPARTISANSHIP - Liberal definition: Republicans just need to shut the hell up and sign what I put in front of them.




LIBERAL TRUTH #2 - Responsibility and Accountability are for suckers! Always blame the guys on the other side of the aisle.




BEER AND BOOBS - the TRUE American unifying team! Liberals, Conservatives, and Independents all love them!




AMERICA IS SPEAKING - But the president isn't listening




LIBERAL RUSE - Ha Ha! Fooled you!




HEY! PRESIDENT KOOL-AID! - Every citizen in the USA is being tortured by means of water-boarding with liberal Obamaid. (Pinko Commie Flavor)




LIBERAL - YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DON'T THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS




LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn




ARROGANCE - An attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions




SOCIALIST POLICIES - "Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference." --Barack Obama Mr. President, can we please see one of your other answers now?




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