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THE "CHAIR" WASN'T EMPTY - When America was Attacked politics


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GrouchoMarxist  #20383 Created September 20, 2012

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romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:55 am
TRANSLATION: I'm throwing a temper tantrum because a Christian liberal like Obama is beating the stuffing out of Mittens Rmoney. I don't like it that I'm losing! HEAD ABOUT TO XPLODE! WAAAAAAAAAH!
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:26 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!
HRoark - September 21, 2012, 3:40 pm
Remember, if you get a refund from the feds that is larger than what you paid in, you are part of that 47%. If you pay more in taxes that Romney and like giving away YOUR money, go to charities and leave us to decide what to do with OUR own money.
arnnatz - September 21, 2012, 2:54 am
If you pay more than mitt romney, you probably pay more than obama
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 1:28 am
Yadda yadda yadda... Love the % talk point..
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 9:23 pm
By the way, I am not the 47% as I pay taxes........and at a higher rate than Mittins!
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:41 pm
Want to try again... Keep trying...
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 7:40 pm
Right. He went and played with the Saudi royal family to line the pockets of the oil companies that paid to have him elected.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:26 pm
He didn't go play Vegas either... Want to try again mr. 47%
starryeyedguy - September 20, 2012, 1:06 pm
That's right! Bush sat in that chair...and just sat...and just sat...
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marms  #20382 Created September 20, 2012

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GrouchoMarxist - December 28, 2013, 1:12 pm
Remember when he said, "If you like your plan you can keep it"?
fauxnews - September 21, 2012, 3:59 pm
Great point, mate. Romney lies in public and then says how he really feels in private. Tell me again why should trust him when he knows the cameras are rolling? Rubbish
HRoark - September 21, 2012, 3:43 pm
I would like for you to demonstrate how Obama is looking our for me. In context, Romney wasn't worried about getting their votes. Earlier this year he said the poor have a safety net and that he needs to worry about the middle class.
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 7:51 pm
TRANSLATION: It hurts my feelings when you are right and I am wrong. Time for a good'ole red herring. Here's hoping no one will notice my lame attempt to change the subject with a distraction, albeit a lame one. Here goes nothing! *prays*
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:46 pm
His job is not president. His job is to try to get the presidency for now. Obama's job is supposed to be president, but he can't stay away from golf and partying with celebs.
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 7:27 pm
Isreal will always be a friend of Isreal.... Those guys LOL
romneyisatool - September 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
You're a liar, mate. He didn't say that. EXACT QUOTE:“47 percent of the people”will vote for Obama “no matter what.”“My job is not to worry about those people." He's running for President. The job of President is care about ALL America.Not just his voters
HRoark - September 20, 2012, 5:13 pm
Those of us with jobs and that create jobs remember it! Besides, what is wrong with stating the truth, he didn't say they don't matter, he said they will probably vote to maintain not paying income tax.
fauxnews - September 20, 2012, 12:12 pm
Nope mate. Neither does anyone else. They are too preoccupied with Romney's "47% of America doesn't matter" gaffe to care. (chuckle)
GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 8:13 am
Remember when he said, "You didn't build this?"
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YOU KNOW THAT HUGE LEAD OBAMA HAS? - Hey Romney... YOU BUILT THAT! politics


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romneyisatool  #20362 Created September 19, 2012

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romneyisatool - October 1, 2012, 12:28 pm
TRANSLATION (JDolt): I am a terrible liar. My manager let me fix the deep fat fryer at McDonalds once and now I like to think of myself as a scientist when I flip those fries. Would you like to Supersize that?
crankyhead - October 1, 2012, 7:40 am
Seeing as you're the owner, what was the title of the person who promoted you, exactly?
JGalt - October 1, 2012, 6:56 am
I am a scientist- Scientists can't get promoted to administrative positions in your world?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
oh wait... scratch that... factory owner, yeah, that's it...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
I thought you were a scientist...
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:53 pm
I've been working in contract admin for years. More regulation? Some could argue that the extra regulation was not necessary and adds cost to the process!
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 9:52 pm
But he gave them a grace period and most of them jacked up the rates from 10-11% to 19-22%. Argument fail
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:44 pm
If you want more examples Groucho, I have them. You let me know, ok?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:40 pm
H) He gave tax cuts to 3.5 million small businesses to help pay for employee health care coverage...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 8:39 pm
G) He signed the Health Care Reform Bill, preventing insurance companies from denying insurance because of a pre-existing condition...
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romneyisatool  #20360 Created September 19, 2012

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marms - September 20, 2012, 11:12 pm
:)
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
LOL @ your new avatar arnnatz. Project much?
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:21 pm
Authorized by whom, exactly? Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:12 pm
They were authorized the previous year and weren't dependent on the debt ceiling. Duh!
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:11 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 8:08 pm
The operative words in your statement being: "...which were authorized by congress..." Duh.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
they go out. Now who controls the treasury department?
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 8:07 pm
way to stress your ignorance of american government. Congress doesn't issue the paychecks to the military or social security. Those are disbursed by the treasury department who decides what payments which were authorized by congress go out and when
crankyhead - September 20, 2012, 7:54 pm
Not to put too fine a point on it arnnatz, but once again, a foreigner has to educate you on the workings of your own government. Obama can't make that promise, only Congress can.
arnnatz - September 20, 2012, 7:52 pm
c'mon cranky, even someone with your IQ can see it was a political statement. He could have said, you guys are wonderful, I'll make sure you get paid no matter what happens. But no...
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GrouchoMarxist - September 20, 2012, 12:01 am
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